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Happy Birthday
Happy birthday to Sabrina. It is also my son's 28th birthday, Alexander. Happy birthday to both of you.


Science Experiment
Hey there. Well, this is kind of crazy. Sean's story about the child doing the science research about where A Cat Sits, triggered a memory in me. Holy cow. I'm like, I can't believe. I'm going to say this out loud. My grandfather back in the 80s. And lip gloss like really light pink. Like metallic lip gloss was popular and I remember my grandfather telling my cousin that it made her face look like a cat's. First letter of the alphabet. Hole. I haven't thought about that in forever but then that story just triggered it. So thank you, sorry. Hope, I don't get in trouble. Um, totally different topic. Happy birthday Sabrina, have a great weekend.

Substitute teachers
What's up News Junkie? hey, so I just want to say There are a lot of wild substitutes out there. And I had 1 in particular, in high school and we loved her, but she would come in, and she would be hung over every day, and we knew she was probably drinking under the table as well. She would let us do whatever we wanted. And the days that she would show up and was in a good mood, she would let us wrestle and fight in class and nobody told on her. and, God. It was amazing but she always made it fun. But no 1 wanted to get her in trouble because she gave us all the answers to all of the questions on the test or quiz if she was a substitute. So you got to keep them around. Have a good weekend.

Rabies raccoon
Yeah. So uh A raccoon or any animal has to be dead to be tested for rabies. Because they have to test stuff in its brain. So um, the only reason they were able to test it was because it was dead. Normally, they just keep an eye on it for 10 days to see if it showed signs of rabies. But uh, yeah. Guess that raccoon had it coming.

Trying to help out in a domestic dispute is probably not a good idea

Birthday twin! Stacy’s mom
Happy birthday Sabrina. We're almost birthday twins. Mine's tomorrow, and I'll be celebrating with a bunch of my News, Junkie, friends at discount. I'm making birthday cake shots, and I have a whole bar with peach, themed drinks. You should come out and join us for 1. Have a great weekend. Love you, all.

So, let me try this, again. You guys are talking about someone that, uh, taking a picture with the Pope. And asked, if you guys would I, I sure the hell would have. Um, I work all around the world. I've been to Vietnam, China, geez got everywhere. Um, I've seen Pochi men, you know, enshrined I've seen chairman maughan Shrine and hell yeah. I wish I had gotten to take a picture of them but they scan for pictures and I don't know why. Communists I guess who the hell knows? But yeah, hell yeah, I had to take a picture with the Pope.

HBD Sabby & TNJ history
Happy Friday y'all. Uh, first off Sabrina happy birthday. Hopefully you enjoy your day, but not get too wasted. Um, secondly May 7th, I will be dropping something off very, very special for you guys. And I'm pretty sure that this will be the first time in News Junkie history. This has ever happened. So please, please be live that day so it'll probably be around noon. So I'll keep you guys posted. Please be live that day. I'm dropping out something very special for you guys. Hippie out.

wait for it. gayest dispatch ever

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