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Sooo I fell..
Hey, junkies, what's happening? I just wanted to pick fun of myself. Um, I felt so embarrassed today. I have not fallen in a long time. I was at work, and I was in and out of the freezer refilling, the floor. And I had a cake in my hand and I hit the sales floor, and man, I just slipped. I hit the ground so hard on my hip and my butt. Oh man, I'm so sore. But the funny part was the cake. Totally came out of the container didn't really hit the floor, like an appropriately, but it slid like halfway across the store. It was hilarious. But yeah, that was about 4:45 this morning and they really hasn't gotten better since then. So have fun with me. Bye.

Halloween Decorations vs Kathy Griffon trump head
Yeah those decorations not a big deal. Um I remember when Kathy Griffin held a decapitated head of Donald Trump and obviously she wasn't sentenced or anything um a bunch of public outcry but nothing came of that. So uh yeah this is this is nothing.


Hey everybody Sabrina's obviously talking about my brother. Greg, he's old 62 and nobody's ever heard of them. See what I mean? See you later.

The Mighty Boosh!
Hello Sabrina. I know exactly what you're talking about. The mighty Bush, I love the mighty Bush, um, very good series of funny to hear you mention that, I think you should go as that.

Text Scam
Hey, Sean Sabrina ceiling what's going on. So I want to touch on that uh text scam or whatever so I tried it. Um I tried it out for myself but basically what they do they do have you just click these random videos like their Pages, whatever run the numbers up. But what they do is oh you've liked this amount of video so far to access more videos, you got to pay so you can make more money and all that crap. But at the same time, I was like, you know what, I don't believe in any of this is real. Send me a ten dollars to my cash app right now, if this is real and they ended up sending me 10 bucks. So I made it out 10 bucks, and they're the ones that got scammed. So, whatever piece.

8 month old in restaurants

Screaming restaurant babies
Sean, I have to agree with you. I have 2 kids that are grown now. But when they start making Racket and wanting to scream and cry at the restaurant, I'd either take them outside, walk them, calm them down. Or we'd get our stuff to go and go and make it, you know, easier for the rest of the customers. So, no, that's that's just my 2 cents on it.

Eminem & Taylor Swift
Nope, try again, T Swift. Um Eminem had the number 1 album, the number 1 single and the number 1 Movie, all at the same time back in 2002 when it comes to numbers it's hard to compete with Eminem. But uh Taylor Swift, that's a great fee. Shout out to T Swift. It be out.

Mark Sanchez
So does the upgrade to felony charges? Make him a Dirty Sanchez.