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TenneZebra madness
Yoki Chad's quick check-in. I heard you bring up the zebra story. I can't believe this has made it nationally or down there to you guys. Is I, uh, I, I popped on my phone. I think Sunday morning and saw, uh, the video of this thing running around loose and my hometown, or not my hometown. But the town where I live in here, uh, Rutherford County the town, I'm in is Smyrna. Um, we're kind of a small City, but all around us is very rural. Um, I had totally forgotten about the story and I got home yesterday and I popped open Instagram again. And there was another local outlet that had posted that video you guys shared of these zebra running wild down the street and almost falling. And it said that he had now made it to Christiana, which I've heard of but I'm not really sure where it is in relation to us. So I asked my girlfriend. Hey babe, how far is Christiana from here? And she said, uh, about 30 minutes drive, you know, 50 miles, you know, 40 50 Mi, something like that. And I said, Jesus, that zebra, that got out Sunday, the day after the owners got it, which I heard you guys bring up and find hilarious. They got a zebra the next day. They lose the zebra. 2 days later. It is national news. But, um, yeah, she said, you know, it's like 50 miles. 30 minute driving a car. And I was like, geez, these zebras. They and then I thought, well, no, I guess it's like a horse and horses are kind of made for running. So I don't know. I thought it was a very funny story. Our local donut shop up here in Rutherford County. Uh, Murphy's Burrow is the the city that it's in. Um, posted a pretty funny story on Instagram, where a photo on Instagram today, which I shared to see Lane if you guys want to post it up anyway, just thought it was a funny story about, uh, something happening locally here. As I'm delivering mail every day, I'm out. Looking for it left and right, and I have yet to see it. I'll keep you posted. If I do tip, your zookeepers

Kesha banana for potassium not show
I find it really hard to believe that anyone would be offended by what Kasia did. I mean I'm sure she exerts herself a lot during the tour with dancing and the banana is going to help with cramping and and you know keeping her going through the concert. It's just you know somebody tries to be healthy in these prudes just want to ruin it for everybody.

Is happy hour slowing down with coworkers only or happy hour in general?
are you saying that happy hour is slowing down and with co-workers, I'm curious about that because I do kind of my work life and private life separately, but I don't mind a occasional happy hour with Co, but would like to keep would like to go out with friends as well, um, but the hours in general, like across the board with co-workers or non- co-workers or just

Spank the kids
Hey guys, Happy Day. The problem is bad parents. Raising bastard kids that aren't giving them any level of discipline at all. So somebody has to do it and if the parents aren't willing to do it, I say the kids get spanked in school and learn a lesson and learn that there are repercussions to actions, good parents, their kids, they can sign the form and say hit my kids if you want. But if the kids are good they're not going to get hit. So yeah, it's the making up for the lack of parenting is where this comes in.

Enjoyed working in a bar.

Short people
Hey junkies, what's up? Uh yeah, sure, people, man, they really got it. Rough. I mean you really got to hand it to them, otherwise they can't reach it. Thank you, twinkle itself.

Beat them kids
I kind of wish my teachers would have hit me. I was a, uh, a bad kid and my mother was about 5 feet tall and I was about 6 feet tall. And that probably would have helped. I probably would have set me straight because I was A straight knucklehead and it's not going to be women that get or girls that get hit. It's going to be the boys being Knuckleheads and I think some boys need that.

Corporal punishment in school is crap.
I'm gonna say a big fat stinky know to corporal punishment in school. My experience, I got hit 3 times with a paddle for defending myself at lunch from being attacked in seventh grade. Do you really think it's appropriate or necessary for a stranger? Let alone an adult to dish out physical violence as punishment to a child. I don't think so. Start with the in school. Suspension detention, take away Electronics. All that stuff that doesn't work. Why aren't you getting to the parents during and before this? If the parents aren't doing it? Well, then hey, that bloodline sucks.

You triggered me
Junkies what's happening? You know what? We need to start beating our kids again. Now I'm not saying like beat the crap out of them or anything but like, you know, like the little paddle in school or like your dad threatening, you know, pull off his belt on his belt loops and, you know, give you a little smackeroo. These kids nowadays are just big old pussies. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of walking on eggshells because people got extra sensitive feelings. Get over it. Okay, bye.

School punishment
Hey guys, hope you guys are doing well, talking about corporate punishment, America's soft, man. I went to school in Africa, or if you must behave, the teacher will whoop your ass. And then send you home and your parents would will be asked. So yeah, double trouble. Thanks, bye.