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danejah
Yes ma'am sweetheart
Yo, junkies. So y'all were talking about saying sweetheart and honey and all that kind of stuff earlier. Um, is it, I'm 39 years old is it rude or disrespectful or anything to uh, say yes. Ma'am. To a lady who I can obviously, tell is around my age. Uh, I don't know, just wondering all right, y'all peace.
TD
You’re RIGHT
Hey junks, miss you guys. So Sean. Um, I have to disagree with the guy who says you are wrong about the texting service, you are right? So I did it, I texted in to the monsters to complain about Ryan. And how I was about to turn the station because he was not being funny. And then, I immediately regretted it. It was a bad form of communication shouldn't have done it. Of course, he did respond with do it, but anyways, um, dispatch is only for me from now on. Talk to you soon. Bye.
MoeManjiTheRealtor
Bathroom breaks
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well, well, yeah, Sean and Sabrina, you, we never know. If you guys have been to the bathroom during the show or not, but essay will actually announce it that, hey, I took forever because I was in the bathroom and he has no qualms about it. That's why I love him. It's very open, you know? And he doesn't care, uh, well, he does but you know what I mean? Thanks, bye.
insecurewalrus
they're speech jamming each other
dingo77
Southern Disrespect.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the sweetheart. The 1 that always gets me is when someone always, like, starts off a conversation with, I don't mean any disrespect? No, that's exactly what you're getting ready to do. You're getting ready to say something disrespectful.
2Tickets2PoundTown
My meats locked in a cage too wink
Despite all my rage. My meat still lucked in a cage. I'll be here all week.
SharkBait
Sad panda
Hi junkies. It's me Sean. You said that you were going to try to make me smile today because I am a Sad Panda Bear. My anxiety. Um my my bipolar depression is really not doing too well. Um so maybe 1 of you guys anybody, I'd be happy with whoever Wants to pick me for Fritz on the street. Just going to throw that out there. Uh, I love you guys. Bye.
Bloodmouth
Hey, screw you C-Lane
Hey, screw you see Lane, it's not weird. To have a burger with no cheese. My wife will eat cheese on a burger but at McDonald's, she just hates that processed American cheese. So she'll get a burger with no cheese. It's not weird coming after my wife. I don't really hate you.
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