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Irv's bar photos
Hey, what up guys? Hey uh Sean C Lane, I don't know if you remember Big Show. He used to uh leave dispatches I think he still checks in now and again. But uh he lives in Maryland. He's coming down this weekend for my birthday and uh I have to pass him some magnets and make this a team effort to get him over to herbs for you. Uh we'll see if we can make this happen and get you some photos wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

Rate my blank….
Yoki CHS. I just had to check in real quick with my submission for rape, my blank. Um I can't I'm not going to fully do this story Justice. I don't really have a ton of details. Um, mine's more of a remember win. Um, and it's again it's not my first hand experience story but uh the last dispatch you played about the guy who almost got killed by a garbage truck. Had me remembering, uh, you guys remember the time that 1 Guy survived a garbage truck attack? Yeah, his name was right sides guy. Is that guy dead? I think rest in peace, if you are. If not I'm sorry to have killed you early sir. Um yeah, that was those were good old days guys. Tip your member berries.

Shawn you're right
What's up? Donkeys. Sean, you're right on Jack Black thing, and the, uh, defund, the police thing. Um, it's typically rich people that want to defund the police, but it doesn't affect them because they typically have their own security companies or they have the police that will directly come to them, because they are rich and the police will instantly go to those communities versus that might minority communities, which are typically your poorer communities. And, yes, I know there are poor white communities. Just I understand that, but typically the people that are affected by defund, the police are the people in minority communities. It's not these rich affluent neighborhoods. So do you find the police? It doesn't hurt. Rich. And that's why they don't care, that's why they say defund them. Wiggle, Wiggles Black Power.


My near death experience
Hey guys, my name is experience, uh, long story. Short worked outside the mulch bed. I had a. When is an anaphylactic shock from something that bit me. On the way to the hospital, I couldn't breathe. I asked the paramedics to dial my wife. Um, told her I loved her. And that's the last thing. I remember. Saying to her. She said the phone. Never shut off. You can hear them saying. Oh my God, we're losing him. They're getting ready to do a trade. Uh, another shot of Epic open up my throat. A little bit, I started to breathe, but as I was going out, I can almost like, I was driving in the back of the ambulance, looking out the back. And I could almost see through Vehicles. Everything was fading scariest moment in my life that I never want to go through it again.

Near death
Hey guys, this is your old friend, Rick. um, You guys some of y'all might know about this but uh my near-death is experience back in 2020 and my Lincoln, I got a head-on crash at 60 MPH. And um, there's higher came off the car. I went through my windshield. Right by my head, scraping my arm. I have a nasty scar in my arm. And uh it hit my a-pillar basically on the car frame and then bounced back out of 100 ft. The other 2 people died and um, I broke my knee in half. But uh, yeah, that was a close 1. Drive safe out there, guys.

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Oliver almost killed me
Hey, everybody. Happy today. This is pretty awesome weekend. I went to the Jim Colbert show, best of live event on Saturday and then went on a charter fishing trip with shark bait and her dad which was a pretty awesome time. Um, but I almost lost my life. At the hands of her evil cat, all of her. There's 1 brain cell. He tried to kill me in my sleep. Fortunately, he's a mouth breather and I was able to wake up and thwart his nefarious attempts. Just he's just the worst cat in the world. I'm kidding. I love that guy. Anyway, it was a great time. I love you, goodbye.

Near Death by Drum Set
Hey, it's John Keys. Hey, um, I once had a near-death experience. Uh, something similar to I believe what happened to ceiling. 1 time involving a uh, drum kit uh in the middle of the night. Um when I was in high school um I had a drum set in my room and I got up to probably use the bathroom or something and I tripped over tripped over something. I don't know if I hit my drum or the hi hat. Stand, I fell. My face went directly down into my hi hat and the little Rod that sticks up through the 2, high hat, symbols graze, down the left side of my face. Like, right next to my eyeball, I almost went face first with that, Post that that poll going straight into my eyeball. Um, so that is my near-death experience.

Rate my blank
When I was a senior in high school, I was waiting for my friend to get home from work. I grabbed a beer out of his fridge, who the sister was home. I went and sat on his porch, he pulled in from the left, his brakes just happened to went out and he drove me through his house. The only thing that saved my life was me putting my foot up on the bumper at the last second, which stopped him from. Basically cutting me in half with his car. Uh, um, I got an ambulance, the ambulance got there. They gave me a ticket for minor in possession because I had a beer. And I spent about a year, uh, bed ridden. And about 6 months in the hospital they said I would never walk again and I am walking but I have to get spinal injections about every year. About 8 injections, in my spine, in my nerves. Uh in order for me, not to be in excruciating pain constantly.