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Simply Jeremy
Rabid winter park squirrel
Hello, everyone, simply Jeremy here. So I don't know if you guys remember several years back. There was a rabbit squirrel in Winter Park in the park actually, that was attacking people made the news and everything. Um I'm sorry Sean that squirrel with kick your ass just saying tiny hands.
Barnsnberg
Muscovy aka ugly ass ducks
I was a little kid in the backyard of my grandma's house and I was knocked over and attacked by a family of muscovie ducks and ever since then. They've got a bullseye on their head.
Concrete Mike
That duck would have its last ten seconds of life if he came at me
Happy hump day News, Junkie crew, man that duck. Would be deleted from the planet within 10 seconds of trying to come at me. Gotta grab that little son, bitch by the neck and just snap his neck right in half. That's it. It's done then. Go feed it to the gator and the retention pond.
Popcorn Fart
Shawn’s his-story
Chose had to check in quickly to bring up the point that I think everyone's missing. So a a random goose in his past, uh, a gaggle flock. If you will of peacocks. Now in his past and a, obviously famous story of 1 of The Oasis Gallagher brothers. I think, uh, it's easy and clear to say that Sean Watson has a Storied history. Of fighting some odd birds.
Herbie Ver Smells
Kickin fowl!
Sean. I have seen you play football. And that uh that goose duck whatever, it's not going airborne. Let's face it. Come on, you're not kicking it. That hard.
Miami Native Mike
Quack Quack
Good day news, junkies, it's Miami native, Mike Sabrina. The Muscovy ducks. Are those nasty Ducks? We had in South for down in Miami, that would crap everywhere. They they smell, they made a mess of everything. These are nasty ducks later, Junkies
SweatyArmPitGuy
9 years ago today
What's up, junkies hope? Everybody's having an absolutely wonderful day. Hate to be the guy to bring the Vibes down but Got to remind everybody that 9 years ago today. Harambe was brutally murdered inside of his home habitat in Cold Blood and that we shall never have a forget.
Heckin Harry
I wanna bring you guys a bottle of this THC bloody Mary, where should I bring it?
Good Morning, News junkies, it's hack and Harry again. I heard somebody was bringing you some THC drinks. Would it be? All right? If I brought you a bottle of this Bloody Mary that I drank, it's called mellow, Mary M L L O. It's absolutely delicious. Best Bloody Mary you've ever had? Just let me know where to drop it off guys. Love. Listening to you have a great week?
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