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Question for moses uber we delivery
Happy weekend News, Junkie crew. So Uber and leaving people leaving things in an Uber driver's car, uh, could I like be a weed delivery guy and not MediCal talking, but, uh, like have an ounce of weed in my car, leave it in the back seat and technically do a side gig as a Uber driver, and if I got caught, Say oh, 1 of my Uber Riders must have left it in my car. Can I get away with that? Asked my

WRONG!! (Trump voice) Columbus school situation

Uber eats sent to wrong location. My fault, for not choosing current location
Hey, I heard Cain talking about Uber Eats getting things M. Had the location wrong say you were somewhere else um and you want to order Uber Eats at a different location. Say a friend's house or it has the location saved. From before. And then you order food to this house, that happened to me and I was visiting Daytona. And Order Uber Eats at my house in Orlando, and it delivered it to the hotel and daytime. It's kind of stupid that day. Uh, Don't automatically vacation. Um, yeah. They do say, hey, what location do you want? And I just automatic my current location. But yeah. Unfortunate, kind of a annoying.

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Taking my nephews to the Minecraft movie

DB Cooper dine and dash
Hey there junkies. Hey in regards to the dine and dash. I remember back in the early 2000s there was a guy he's kind of like the DB Cooper of uh of eriez but he would go into a place. Uh, go up to the bar order. A really nice meal, have a couple of drinks and um, he'd go to the bathroom. Occasionally, I heard this from the restaurant owners that would tell me about this, but he would go to the bathroom, every once in a while, and he'd leave his cell phone, his wallet up on the bar which, you know, some people do. But then uh, he would get up and everyone thought he was going to the bathroom because he had a cell phone and wallet sitting there and he would casually walk out of the restaurant. And no 1 would really pick up on it because there was a cell phone in a wallet and they weren't really looking for him to leave. But uh and obviously when they looked at his that cell phone and that wallet, it was an old beat up flip phone, and the wallet was just a cheap wallet with nothing in it. So uh, interesting little thing he had going on there,

Reatraunt stuff
Don't you think that even if they took money up front? That people who eat the food and then complain. Uh and don't pay for it, can't they still do that and then they're still not being charged for it even if they have their card information.

I have done the gas in.Go drive off thing before
Happy. Happy weekend News. Junkie crew. So uh, by this time tomorrow. They'll be drunk. Floating down the river, in my kayak somewhere, in Marion County. but uh, the 2530 years ago, with a being able to pay for your fuel. After you pumped, I was a visiting a cousin in New Hampshire and had to drive back to New York. And I was a teenager, I missed calculated how much fuel and how much money I needed and was running out of gas on the mountains, somewhere, in Vermont and pulled into a Cumberland Farms, gas station filled, my old 78 Sabre up with all, whatever 30 gallons or whatever. That giant thing held, uh, had the old flip down license plate. For the gas fill cap. And uh, I turned around and filled my car up left, my gas tank license plate down and uh just drove off. Yeah, that was a thing.

I agree with Shawn, preholds on cards at restaurants
Hey news, junkies uh I agree with Sean. I'm a bartender. And we at the bar I work at ask every person that walks in to give a credit card and we put a hold on it, it's not uncommon in bars. I don't see why it wouldn't happen in restaurants. You can just say we are just going to put a short, hold on your card at the end. We'll charge you the full amount after we show you the bill. Um, you might still get disputes, you might get people unhappy with it, but it really would eliminate it. They do it in bars because people get too tanged and then they walk out on their table. Um, but if this becomes a major problem, you can see it happening.

C Lane made me laugh the hardest I’ve laughed all year
I'm sorry, but Cain going. Oh my goodness. Bonnie's dead was the funniest thing. I have heard all year.

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