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Shout out Amy kaufeldt
Hey News Junkie. I just wanted to take a second to give a huge shout out to Amy K. Seen her this weekend at Runway to Hope. And man, she looked amazing. She did an amazing job. She was very captivating. She was motivating for all of us to, you know, um, open up our hearts for this cause And she just was great. It was great seeing her wonderful time. Can't wait to do it next year. Great job. Amy K.

Mexican Naval Ship
What up junkies uh just a quick word on that. Uh Mexican naval ship that hit the bridge. Chuck Schumer somehow was able to blame it on Doge. Explain that. I mean, you should pull that clip up. Um him blaming Doge for the Mexican naval ship crashing into a bridge. It's it's astounding.

My un-handicapped sister
Hey news junkies happy Monday. Um, I was going to send an email, but I kind of forgot. So I just some dispatch real quick. Um, I'm a podcast listener. So I'm a little behind about a week and I was listening to y'all talk about. Um, if there was someone pulling in a handicap spot and they didn't look handicapped, would you say anything? Um, and it brought me back to when my niece told me that my sister wanted to get a handicap placard and I was really confused because None of them are physically handicapped and so I asked her and basically her fat ass doesn't want to walk into the store. Holding her 3 year old autistic kid because our autistic kid doesn't want to walk. And you heard that right? She doesn't want to walk. She can walk. She just wants to not walk and I'm like okay so she's your kid, you drag her in the store or your carrier you don't need to take someone's parking spot who physically can't walk that far because your big behind doesn't want to carry a kid that you birth. Because she doesn't want to walk, or you kidding me. Um anyways, I have an autistic kid and if she doesn't want to walk, I just carry her or I dragged her, you know, it is what it is. Have a great Monday.

Not purposefully going under bridge
Hey, from what I read? Uh, when I was reading the article yesterday evening. Is that they had never planned to go under the Brooklyn Bridge. They were kind of swooping by the bridge. On their way out of the harbor. And I guess maybe to kind of show off near the bridge. And then when they had the mechanical failure it just took them under the bridge, so they weren't trying to do it and You know, it it sucks man. 2 people up on the maps lost their lives, but yep. They weren't purposely trying to go under the bridge but now they know how much of the mass they'll be left over when they go under a bridge that size. So you know, chalk it up to, uh, Researching the type of damage for going under a bridge Thule. So you know, maybe that's what they were going for.


the boat was stuck in reverse

Anybody can get a police escort
You can get up police escort for about 500 bucks. Um, the service will provide whatever kind of escort you want a construction, worker escort, a fireman escort or a firewoman, escort, whatever you want, 500 bucks an hour.


Please play for Amy K when she comes in. Huge thanks to her!!
happy Monday, Junkies Man. Oh man, what a weekend so quick backstory. I am the board. Chair of the emerging leaders board for the charity Runway, to Hope, Runway to Hope, is a central Florida bass charity benefiting children and families who are battling pediatric cancer. And this weekend, we had our Big Spring Suare Uh, Suare, uh, gives the opportunity for the kids to do a Runway Fashion walk, and for a 2400 people in attendance, it was wildly successful night. The kids had a great time. Uh, they got to be featured as the brightest shining star, that they are. And I just want to give a couple, huge thank yous out to everyone that made this happen. Uh, first off, Johnny magic and Derek Hough from Dancing With the Stars. Thank you guys so much for being our host, Mark, and Josie NJ. Thank you, guys so much for starting this charity and always believing in the mission, uh, Amy K. Thank you. So so incredibly much for everything that you do and have done for us over the years. It was such a pleasure to see you. It's always Just such a breath of fresh air, um, whenever you're in with us and and the charity, so it was wonderful to see you. Thank you so much. And if you guys want to know more, check out Runway to hope.org. Uh we would love your support. All right, guys, have a great 1 piece.

Animals on a leash
Hey, junkies Megan from Casselberry, happy Monday. Hope you all had a wonderful weekend. You were discussing animals not being on their leashes. So I kind of wanted to chime in because my husband and I just recently adopted a 5-year-old French massive she looks identical to Hooch from Turner and Hooch, if you have seen that movie, And we were walking her down the street and 1 of our neighbors dogs, that was not on the leash charged us and tried to attack my dog. However, their dog ended up walking away with a limp. And missing a tough to fur. And about a week and a half. Later, our son was walking the dog and a different neighbor. Did not have their dog on a leash and it tried to attack my dog as well. I just don't understand why people can't follow the rules and the law. It's not hard to put your dog on a leash. Or a cat. If that's your thing. Wick a wiggle, pop, pop, pop, pop. Have a great day.