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C-Lane's made-up word
Hey everybody. Happy today. So Celine has made up a phrase and it's 1 that I use fairly frequently. Um, he made it up a long long time ago and that is the word shefly. Okay, I love you, goodbye.



Cracker barrel logo change WHAT!?
Hey, junkies. I just wanted to chime in on the Cracker Barrel logo change. How can you have Cracker Barrel without the cracker and the barrel? The barrel represents the trade ports in the 1800s, which Florida dominated in. So cattle driving, we wouldn't even have long horns and all that yummy beef, we eat. If it weren't for the crackers, the original cattle drivers of Florida. So I say we lost some history. I think they should call it woke Barrel.


TGIF LOVE
It's Friday with the News Junkie. Don't get no better than a Friday with the news junkies. Anything from Cracker Barrel to bear, attacks to any and everything. That is viral, baby. You know, how we get down over here, Sean sea Lane Sabrina. I absolutely love you 3. Best friends. That I'm so glad that I have. I hope you have a beautiful weekend, have an amazing weekend and we will see y'all back here on Tuesday, baby. Let's go. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.


Taco bell and cracker barrel are white people seasoning

Happy Friday!!
Hey, junkies. That was such a great episode yesterday that interview was so I could have listened to a whole show with you, just talking to that guy. Um, second thing of buddy of mine, son goes to Oak Park, High School, 1 of the schools that you talk to about uh removing the bathroom door. And he and his wife think it's great. Um, that doesn't take away from their privacy. You can't see into the bathrooms and they just want their kid to not have to deal with all the shenanigans that happen. Um, and lastly, I was listening to the podcast on Spotify and at 1 hour 5 minutes and 14 to 15 seconds. You hear this little And since you guys are the, you know, fart Masters, I was just wondering if you could go back and see if that was a fart that 1 of you guys did or if it was a chair moving or whatever. But a totally sounded like it. You guys have a great day.

Barrel
You gotta have some. Hello news. J is um I think they killed him, that's why he's not there.