Hey, junkies Berlin here. Uh, what's funny about the lines in the road. Making noise is a car commercial. Did it like 10 or 15 years ago? And I remember sitting in the living room watching it and my dad started going crazy in the kitchen. Apparently, when he worked at Disney in the mid 80s to early 90s, there was a contest and they were giving out like a hundred dollars or some some craziness and they said, how can we make our Park better? So he walked in there and said, hey at the entrance of Disney put uh lines in the road. So that when they're driving, it makes the song of, uh, you know, the song that plays when the Disney Castle is at the start of movies and everything, and they told him no and thought it was a dumb idea. And now we have these ideas popping up everywhere. Just 1 of his million-dollar ideas that never came to fruition wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop,

A junkies. So to me, I don't know if you mentioned it yet. 1 of the best April fools jokes was when South Park said they were going to tell you who Cartman's father was and then they decided to show a Terrence of Philip so and none of that pissed everybody off. But I thought it was great. I thought it was funny. All right, thank you twinkle, let it out.

Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So the flashing speed sign that's so that a cop can see it from a mile away and still give you a ticket even if it's not anywhere close to you. Uh yeah, it's a trap. Thanks, bye.

Because so, uh, I actually am a driving instructor uh, in a sense. I do teach people how to actually race cars. So little bit different than, you know, driving on the street but feel like I can weigh in here. Speed bumps are not the answer, the people that are already speeding and breaking the laws so bad, they don't care about damaging the car. Uh, you know, speed bumps aren't going to be dissolved. The fix here is, if you have a Nissan Altima right to jail, just take them to jail. If you have a Nissan Altima, lock them up. Those are the worst offenders they will hit you. It is a war zone. When those cars are around, just take a look, Nissan ultimas, lock them up, baby.

Hey Sean, you need to go down Lake Avenue. In Winter Springs. Castlebury area. it's a very curvy Road and where the turns are they've added little tease and lines on the road. That are supposed to visually make you feel like you're going faster than you are and theoretically you will slow down in the curve. Trying to keep the kids from piling up into the trees in the middle of the road.

Hey guys, just wanted to uh comment on the crazy squiggly lines and the speed bumps you guys keep on bringing up. I can't remember for sure where you said that uh, those roads were but if it's anywhere where it snows speed bumps are a major pain in the butt. Um, they're very rare to find in places where there's a lot of plows going on and stuff like that. So kind of seems like that might be why they didn't go to the speed bumps, but uh, I don't know.

Hey, news crew. Um, you know, with these bats. I mean, sure, they're to MLB specifications and there's nothing illegal about them. What they should do, then is raise the mound, raise the pitcher's mound to help, give the pitchers either equal footing or even give them a slight Edge. You know, to counter the bats. I need to be an easy solution. Easy fix. I mean, the mountain used to be higher back in the olden days of the 40s 50s and 60s but then pitchers were so dominant. That's why the mound was lowered to where it is now. So, you know, just get the pictures a chance wiggle wiggle.

Hey, happy Tuesday, news. Junkies did any of you see, uh, Elon musk's tweet saying that he was sending money to Ashley St. Clair, uh, the woman who said that she had his baby on uh X. He said he was sending her. Husband dollars a year and he's already sent her 2 and a half million dollars. But also he said he doesn't know if the kid is his or not. And if it really doesn't matter to him, that much, where do I sign up? Do I need to Do I need to say that? I got impregnated by Elon Musk in order to get that money too wiggle, wiggle pop, pop, pop.