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MAGA Cracker Barrel
Hey junkies, hope you're having a wonderful day. Um, I was listening to the show yesterday and you're talking about Cracker Barrel and if it was ever like political well in the 90s, they did have a lawsuit brought on them for openly discriminating against homosexuals. Um, and even said, like, in their material, like if you want to be promoted, you had to have heterosexual like Tendencies and it was a whole thing. Um, but since then, I know that they've, uh, after losing that case, they changed their policies, they, uh, invested in some Equity within the lgbtq community. And last I saw, I think when I looked up yesterday, they had, like a 80 out of 100 ranking in, like, 1 of the Civil Rights organizations. Um, so I know that they've, you know, gotten away from that. Um, but I think that's held in a certain generation's mind of being conservative and you think of, like, old people going there, after church to yell at their servers and just kind of automatically associate it with the Maga crowd. Um, anyways, I just want some Hash brown casserole and call it a day. You guys have a good 1.


Frying pans and Cracker Barrel

TSA can’t have this now!
Good day news. Junkies. This is Miami native, Mike. The problem with the butane. and the aerosol cans is pressure, the pressure of the Uh, units can explode in high altitudes. Later guys.


I feel bad for people who have to make new sports logos
Hey, there junkies happy Friday. You know, I really feel bad for anybody who's trying to make a new logo or even a mascot for a sports team because in the case of Notre Dame, if they put that new logo on their paraphernalia, And the team's performance starts bombing like a car in Dublin. You know, full well the fans are going to come after the new logo and they're going to say that they need to switch back just because the new logo is associated with poor performance. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Irish logo
They still have the same Fighting Irish logo, but now they also have sport specific logos as well. So, like the basketball team, it'll be the same Irishman carrying a basketball.

Shoplifting is being tracked. Don't do it.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the um shoplifting and Theft. man, I tell you what, I think that the, um, the new, the new security cameras with the facial recognition and all that. It's so good that they can. Um, Like basically like find the repeat offenders and have the cops waiting for them when they get outside you might get away with it once or twice. But like if you if you start stealing from from a store and you and you think you're getting away with it, you're not getting away with it. Like, you're just getting ready to get arrested.

Ross' Loss Prevention efforts

Checking receipts
Morning junkies, happy Friday. My husband and I go to Walmart and do our grocery shopping and they want to check our receipt. I know for a fact, they're looking for items that have not been bagged because we used to not bag our milk and they would always check for those items now that we bagged everything we never get stopped. However, there have been plenty of days when my husband just doesn't feel like participating and their games and he just keeps on walking. Have a great weekend. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.