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A off the rails dispatches love yall!!!
This has nothing to do with the show, but I am putting my data on blast because I told him that I'm coming out as trans and he told me to go f myself. Well, guess what? Jeff Price. Um, if yourself too, I love you but you know, if you ain't gonna support me, have fun living a grumpy lonely life with your My age wife, enjoy wiggle wiggle, pop, pop sorry, for bringing down the The Vibes, everybody also everybody lost the game.

Turning off body cameras, per a spokesperson from the AG office https://nypost.com/2025/08/19/us-news/ri-prosecutor-threatens-cops-to-shut-off-body-cameras-while-being-arrested-for-alleged-trespassing-youre-going-to-regret-it/


Maybe if they paid the cops better they would do better
Happy Tuesday, News. Junkie crew, my thoughts on these cops, not being motivated to do their job. They put their lives in danger every day for 35,000 a year. I make almost 3 months 3 times as much money as them. Uh, same goes for them teachers, you know, they don't they don't get paid. Crap, for what they do. Um, Maybe pay them a little bit better, you know. Uh, I like we don't have tax moneys for that. I don't get it man. You guys put their lives on the line, daily

Happy Share the Show Tuesday!!!

Cops report card
Hey there junkies how is everything. Hope you're all very, very well. I just curious about the whole report card from the police officers thing is it okay for us to leave 1 on their cars? Like hey man, there was like 3 break in here. You get to see minus that kind of thing. I don't know. Like seems kind of a 1 sided to me, you know like the class nerd. Giving you a report card, stupid. All right, y'all have a good 1.

Leaving your car running in front of a store has become a “thing” now
Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy here. Not sure if you know Sean but there's a growing Trend or fad or whatever you want to call it. To take your car, pull it to a store. The radio blaring of rap music. You leave the car running and you go in the store. I I can't understand it, but it is. It is a thing. Now it is literally a thing and I don't know why people do it. It's it's just weird.


Matt lauer’s net worth, does he need a comeback
Hey, this is Junkie. This is MC mofo 72. It's my first dispatch. Matt Lauer doesn't really need a job. Does he? In 2024? His net worth was $80 million. I'm just saying.

Shawn, here’s my opinion on Matt Lauer
Afternoon News junkies. Hey, Sean, I don't think Matt Lauer can come back to this. Didn't he have a a control in his office where, uh, he would lock the door if someone tried to leave and then some of the graphic stuff that uh, he did. I, I don't know. I don't think he actually ever really, you know, stopped feeling that way or have those thoughts or stuff. It's just too creepy for the guy specially for a network like, like, NBC. I don't know, man. I don't trust him.