What's up News Junkie? Uh, Sean Patrick's Day here. First time long time. Uh, my parents were 1 of those that would uh let me have a house party every once in a while. And I remember a certain, uh, New Year's party my senior year, 1 of my buddies got so hammered, he passed out early on the couch. But at some point during the middle of the night, he uh, woke up in a drunken stuper looking for the bathroom. And continued to pee all over my father's recliner. Thinking he was in the bathroom. So yep. Me and my other buddies. We cleaned it up the best we could. And of course, I had never told my father about this and he continued to sit in that chair for years without even knowing. Yep, I'm going to hell. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Happy weekend News, Junkie crew. So I have a question I've saw something driving that I've never noticed before. Uh all vehicles license plates have a registration sticker with a month and a date. I was behind a particular vehicle, uh, just common car and the Sticker had a bold, capital P and capital M on it and that was it. Anybody know what that is?

I know when I was at a teenager given an older teenager but, you know, me and my friends. and our parents would have this rule where yeah, we'll give you a little bit to drink, not a lot but you know, a little bit And you can drink but you have to stay either inside or in the backyard. And you're not leaving, you're not going to ride your bikes, you're not going to drive the cars, you're not doing any of that stuff. And it, I mean, it was only ever like 4 maybe 5 of us at most. It was never like a huge party, but and that was always fine. And that was just like that seemed to be the common thing between a lot of our parents is, you know, as as long as there was a parental figure there and we weren't getting stupid, crazy, then it was fine with everybody. So,

Sabrina. You just said 4 words that I will never forget. That always bring me back to 2007 2009. You said getting buck in here that song? Ugh. You talking about UCF party days at Fubar, TDS. Knights Library, walking around with pictures of blue, Long Island and having hangovers and regret every single night. We went out Wow, those are the days. Good times, good times. It'd be out.

Hey, Junkies. 37 here. And I've never been divorced, but I've also never been married. I've been engaged once um, that ended and I bought in 2 other engagement rings and never actually got engaged. Um, so at this point, maybe I'm just content on being The coolest single uncle that just travels the world and does whatever he wants whenever he wants and avoid the whole divorce thing because they'll just never get married.

Hey there. Junkies what's happening talking about the divorce rate dropping over the years? That's interesting. Well, what about for me? I've already been divorced. What's my future looking like? Is it, am I going to get divorced again? Or am I in the clear? For this 1? I'm just a little confused. Now, you guys got me overthinking. Thanks a lot for a Friday evening. Bye bye.

No, no, no no. You got this all wrong. The reason that the force rate is so low is because nobody's getting married anymore. The marriage rate is also very low people. These days like Courtney, Sean Have chosen to live together rather than get married. It's not about waiting until you're older. It's just about not getting married at all.

What up news? Junkies, I'm having to make this uh dispatch from a corner of the house where somebody can't hear me. But the divorce rate thing. I'm still on this, I'm telling you if this ditty bitch runs her mouth about tater tots 1 more freaking time Just 1 more time. Doll is going to take. That's all I got deuces.