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What happens when you round up?

Penny solution
So if we kill off the penny, we're going to be left over with millions and billions of pennies. What do we do? We re-market the penny. Sell them for scratch offs. I mean, we could actually sell each penny for a dollar, so people can scratch their scratch offs off its genius.

Yeah, I have a golf cart. I got it. Lifted with some big tires on it. And a few other things, though. Some of the new ones have seat belts but the old ones, they don't have seat belts but nobody wears a seat belt. Also they go about 25, 35 40, it depends um, Gas or battery, but they can get up and go. But yeah, if he was drinking and I'm pretty sure he probably was, he should be investigated. But we'll see, probably not because who he is have a great day.

We put a motorcycle engine on a gold cart. Almost done
Hello, Jackie, simply Jeremy here. Well, let me tell you what, we went ahead and did we had an extra frame golf cart frame? I was an electric golf cart. We dropped that electric motor out. And we had a Uh motorcycle, a Triumph, 9995 Triumph that the frame was messed up, but the engine was great. So we dropped that engine in there. We've got it all wired up working on the shifting uh situation now. But here in the next few months, we should have a 90095 Triumph. Motorcycle engine installed on a. 2-seater golf cart. Oh boy.

Love the show and been listening since the beginning! I walk by this in NYC outside the federal courthouse and always play the jury duty segment intro in my head when I do! Have the best day!

The cheating ring
What up, junkie butt? Hey going back to the uh, the cheat and ring thing. We're all in agreement. That if you lose your wedding ring it, it could cause an argument in the marriage, it could be some kind of anxiety going on. If you can, you imagine losing this thing this cheating ring thing and have to go back and tell your wife that you lost it. There's there's no way she's going to believe it. You better just get an attorney on the way back to tell her because you're probably going to get a divorce if she didn't trust you already. I would never wear it later.

The Best
Listen, I honestly don't care what anyone says, the News Junkie is the absolute best talk show on the radio period. Period. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

The attorney for the boater also mentioned that the captain of the ferry was nefarious character.

Football issue compared to security clearances
Good afternoon junkies. Hey talking about this kid, taking that number from his dad, um not on a different side of that. Um, my work, I have security clearances and part of going through it and training that I have is even when I'm at home. If I step away from a Work, phone, work, laptop, work. IPad, it has to be locked immediately. And I'm held responsible. If anyone were to look into that and see anything and spread that, I know it's a little bit different Edge, but I'm sure there's got to be some guidelines on. Who can have access to that. when you're at home, with a work iPad, Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Deep ruin my life
Yo, when that Dad? Took his son, we just banged his wife. To his. Parents house and said you ruined my life, that probably went deeper than just that day. He was. With his dad for summer vacation. Split family to begin with. Kids moms probably a bitch. I don't know. I felt it. Oh, your grass.