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Orange juice grape juice NUT JUICE FROM PLANTS
Hey, Sean and crew. As far as calling uh, nut milk nut, milk? No, you should not call it nut milk. Like Sean said, it is from a plant. We already drank plenty of stuff from plants and it is not called milk. It is not orange milk. It's not great milk. It's orange juice and grape juice, and cranberry juice. So let's all say this together. It is nut juice. Repeat after me nut. That's nut juice. Settled.

Fingerprint examiner here !!!
Morning News, junkies Mystic ridges, here, your T&J latent print examiner extraordinaire. I wanted to chime in about the gloves and the possibility of getting fingerprints off of them and it is absolutely a possibility. Those thin latex gloves. People can still leave fingerprints behind um when they touch something, but if they found those thick gardening gloves, there is a chance. They can get a fingerprint from the inside of that. I mean, it depends on how much it was touched, you know, after that, if there's dirt on it, if it rained, but it's definitely a possibility and I hope they are trying wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Enough with Nancy
I understand it's newsworthy but the Nancy Guthrie deal and it's weird, right? Nobody knows. It's just odd old lady, everything. Um there's also a 15 year old girl. From a veto today that is missing and squat, right? So These young kids are getting trafficked all the time. Kids go missing and we hear nothing. And this Nancy Guthrie thing has just been non-stop for what over a week. So anyways, bye.

I don't drink any kind of nut-milk, but coconut milk has been a thing for long before oat milk, almond milk, etc.


Asking for a friend
Um, just curious as to what Sabrina's venmo account is so that I can bribe her for Fritz on the street. Thanks.

Underground Railroad was a...
So that's crazy. Having a Uh, secret entrance into a secret tunnel. Secret tunnel.


Hello. Hey my great show again. But all I heard was ceiling p is like a girl in the dark.

Book it... Patrol... and Washington trip
Sean. Uh, first book it, that was awesome. Loved those pizzas. Second sorry to say, definitely was a patrol. Third. I also did not get to go on the Washington Trip. I did all the stuff I was supposed to do wasn't allowed to go. Um had to go on the Disney trip with everyone else. I'm definitely not resentful.

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