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Raw could be the best for pimps
What's going down? Junkies uh, I think you guys are looking at this this uh raw ring all wrong. Um it could be very helpful if you're a pimp and you need to know when your hose are putting out making money. Um there that is very, very helpful um because you can calculate exactly what you made for the day prior to the hose getting back with your cash and so um if you're a pimp they it's like they should just embrace it and call themselves The Pimp ring.

Raw Rings are ridiculous
I don't know, maybe just don't cheat. Uh, like what if you if you're in a relationship that you have to cheat on the other person? Then what's the point of being in a relationship? Just be single and go date? Like I think these rings are, are ridiculous. Yeah. Wiggle wiggle.

Raw ring marketing
This will be popular with the really younger crowd like early early 20s in early in late teens. You do you ever remember getting cheated on as a teenager you know it was like oh my God the world is ending. Its heartbroken. Oh the world's ending. I'm going to get this ring to make sure they don't cheat again. Or the next person that I'm dating is not cheating, something like that. That's what they're going to do, is Market it towards young people, and try to get it to work for that way.

Cringe ways to check if you are cheating
You want to hear cringe ways to figure out if someone's cheating? If I would go out. For any like extended period of time my ex as soon as I got home. Would literally take down my pants and smell my junk.

I've been wrongfully accused before so I would wear 1 on every damn thinger.

This raw ring reminds me of another technology
I completely agree with Cain on this ring. This raw ring sounds like complete snake oil and even if it isn't, it sounds like it's based on polygraph type data, which is also so unreliable that it's not admissible in a court of law. So if you want to base your relationship on that type of Technology, Have at it.

Pick me Shawn Please me birthday
hey news junkies, hey, Sean, can you please pick me for Uh, fritzi on the street, or fits Fritz, whatever you want me to call them. Um, in between your shopping to get alcohol at the alcohol store. Um, Somebody stole my last magnet Secret Show magnet. I have no more news jugging. Magnets, please pick me.

Who cares if he’s in 🍁☠️13?
This might be a spicier take than Sean. Saying, he thinks MS-13 is cool. Um, but why do we care whether or not? This guy was in MS-13, my understanding is countries, were gangs have like, fully infiltrated, or cartels, whatever you want to call them, have full, infiltrated their countries, you kind of have to join or you get killed or worse, I guess, not worse. But anyways, it's entirely possible. This guy was actually an MS-13 because he didn't have a choice, and then he came to the country. I'm not sure if he was here legally or not, but he came to the country to flee, having to be in a cartel gang. So, Again, why why does it necessarily matter? I I don't know. I feel like it should be based on what he's doing. Once he's in the US, if he's in crimes here then yeah that's a problem. But I and maybe I'm not paying close enough attention to this case but it just seems like a stupid thing to argue about just at face value at least. But that is kind of the things we argue about. I suppose is is stupid stuff with no nuance. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.


7am wake up?!
How nice it must be for you Mr. Wson Everybody should wake up. At after 7 be at work at 9:00 some of us need more hours than that buddy. I work in the power line industry. It's not uncommon to get a call out in the middle of the night. Sometimes you work for 12, 15 hours and After that, go to work. Like some of these jobs require that kind of commitment like, you know, you want your house and everything comfortable so you can sleep in. Well, guess what, you need power people available to You know, keep that going for you. So yeah, must be nice, man. Must be nice.