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$45 for Vegas Chicken and waffles?!
Hi gang, quick Vegas report I was there last month for a concert at the spear and it was definitely less crowded than I've seen in the past. It was also very expensive. I spent $7 at breakfast for a mini little glass bottle of soda and 45 dollars for a plate, of chicken and waffles. Not fun. Thanks. Bye.


Dildo throw in NFL
Uh, not for nothing but I'm pretty sure. Like last year there was a dildo thrown onto like an NFL game or an NFL field. I want to say it was like the bills or something. But I vividly remember there was a dildo thrown during NFL game like very recently so just thought that was interesting.


I am so now, curious about Shandra, where do I get some? What are the effects? How much is 1 supposed to take so many questions?

Josh's RFK impression is an even better impression of some one else

Drinking in golf carts
Well, you know who loves drinking and driving, Golf Course, drinking and driving in a golf cart. That would be John Elway. Am I right? Yeah, I'm sorry. I'll see myself out, guys.


Every Part of Florida Touched?

Actually C-Lane!!!
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. You guys are talking about somebody like brand new stepping foot somewhere and seeing said that new land is popping up. I don't know where you're getting that information, bro. The oceans are like rising land is getting eaten up. I don't know if there's new land popping up anywhere. Well, thanks bye. Sorry Selen. Love you.