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Chickens and rats
Good Afternoon News Junkie. Your, uh, chicken guy wasn't too honest with you, it's not only the smell that's a problem. They bring rats. Like bad. Bad rats burrowing underground making large layers, full of rats. Not good.

Happy st pats from your local liquor rep!



Tesla’s and people are idiots. I didn’t cuss. Promise.
Okay, real quick, I only have a couple of seconds to chime in. I I am just baffled by how big of Idiots, people are because 3 months ago, a Tesla was a Democrat car. And now Suddenly. Oh no. It's a trump card know, it's a it's a car. It's just a car. I hate Tesla's because I just hate them. That's the Cyber trucks. But whatever, it's a car. People are just so incredibly stupid. And I had to record this like 4 times because I kept swearing. So wiggle wiggle, pop pop. And you don't have to be nothing because I was good this time. Bye.

CRYING ABOUT GRANDMA YELLING AT LIL BOY!


Take it back
I am all for France, taking back the Statue of Liberty. It's a carbon copy of macron's wife. Uh, parentheses wife quote. I mean, check out the hands on the Statue of Liberty. Look at the chiseled jawline, look at the shoulders. Look at the neck. It's it's a bro. and, you know, his wife allegedly Is his father, and also a dude right about that. I don't think so. Anyway, check it out.

Lady the dog
Sean. That's probably the best usage of the skull mic. You having lady do tricks and giving her a cheese ball. a cheese ball that we Uh could audibly hear her crunching on? Oh so cute.

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