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Camera settings
If you're taking a selfie with the Pope, you put your camera settings on live. Just asking for a friend.

Selfies at funerals
Happy Friday junkies and an even happier birthday to the lovely. Sobrino. Um, just wanted to weigh in uh, really quick on the people, taking selfies with the Pope. Um, I can't tell you how many funerals I work. Uh, we're the first thing people do is walk right up to the casket. Kind of stand there a little bit and then just pull out their phone immediately and get like 3 different angles, then always gets down. Low gets a selfie right next to him. I I don't get it. I don't get it. I I mean, I work in this day in and day out and 1, I think it's so beyond disrespectful. Especially if you're not immediate family member, if you're just a friend coming in and you're going to someone's service, it is so disrespectful to the parents without asking anyone beforehand if they can take pictures. Um, but yeah, I mean, I don't know with the Pope. I might have to get that selfie too. All right, you guys have a good 1 piece?

Limits on flags and signs
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So every city or every county has um, a limit on how big your sign or how big your flag can be, um, and that's done with architectural drawings and Engineering engineering plans. Um, so sometimes uh you can't go too big because that thing can come down and it can hurt people. So that's why you don't want a flag or a sign to be so big and you need Engineers to approve it. Thanks bye.

A weird type of theft at a WPB grocery
Sabi cat. Now, Sabi. Sabi cat now. Happy birthday. Happy. Happy birthday. So Sean, I don't know if you remember the Miller Super Value grocery stores on the corner of military and Southern it was a 24-hour grocery store. We went in for a late night beer on 1 Knight and 1 of our buddies Joey he's just gone. And then we hear from 1 a over. We come around a corner, he's huffing to whip cream containers to get nitrous. Weird theft, man.

I. Will not be breaking up any more fights
It's happy weekend News. Junkie crew, first off the Sabrina. Happy birthday. Girl, uh, have a great weekend. I hope you enjoy it. Um, now breaking up fights. I saw a guy beating up his girlfriend in Cocoa Beach. World day went in intervene, started kicking, that guy's ass. His girlfriend, who was the 1 being hit, then turned on me and jumped on my back like a tick and started punching me in the back of the head, trying to help her boyfriend out. And uh, I just I got the hell out of there. Pretty much power swing her off of me and walked away from it. But yeah, I won't do that no more.

Singing happy birthday to sabrina
Happy 53rd birthday. I mean, 35th birthday Sabrina. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. I suck at singing. You got to listen to it anyways. Happy birthday to you, have a good weekend, guys. Have fun.

Damn Sheila, you're on fire today, man. You got me chuckling hard with it. Hope wrapping and then throwing Sean under the bus. Uh, real nice just getting out of work since. Before the sun was out, so appreciate the laugh. Have a good show, guys.

Sabrina my birthday twin

Way better than last year a lot more clear Happy birthday song for Sabrina
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Dear Sabrina. Happy birthday to you.

Random burger sidebar
Hey, junkies happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday, podcast listener. Last listening to, y'all talk about Jack in the Box closing, some of their stores, I've never had Jack in the Box, but I'm very, very excited about the fact that cookout is opening their first Florida location in Tampa later this year. Now, I don't know if you've ever had cookout but between their cookout sauce, their burgers and let's be real. Any place I can get a cheeseburger with a side of a corn dog and a quesadilla. I'm on board. Thanks guys.