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My bottle screwup
Yeah. So once I brush my teeth and I picked up what I thought was mouthwash because it said he quit on it and it was a blue liquid and I switched with it and ended up being my girlfriend's makeup remover. Delicious.

Trump and Canada
The news junkies with Trump going after Canada, I don't think he understands he's grabbing the wrong Beaver because that 1 bites back. And it will. so, I think he needs to like, settle down, I don't know. Thanks.

Will Sabbys little helpers play at event?
A junkies, uh, important question about the event in October. Since it seems to be a tradition but we'll uh saubees Little Helpers be playing that show as well. All right. Thank you. Twinkle edits out.

The music industry and everything else.
Turn the user. People have musicians, get ripped off and you guys are getting a street, but nobody to listen, we before it's too late.

Sean pulling his jerky out in front of other people
Hey News. Junkie Big Daddy Dave here. Hey, Sean. Most people get arrested for pulling their jerky out in front of other people. I wouldn't suggest that. Smoke weed every day. Big Daddy, Dave out.

Tesla
People giving vandalism to the American government about the American taxpayer really makes me question democracy. So retarded


Baton attack
Good Morning News Junkie. Big Daddy, Dave here. You know, Everest baton strike looked intentional but proving malice is harder. She may have acted out in frustration rather than desire to harm. Tucker's injury is serious. But every now, faces, legal and public consequences context, and emotions matter. And judging the situation Food For Thought, Big Daddy deep.


Presidential beer packet
Hey, junkies, so if you get that presidential packet of beer, you could really play the bottles of beer on the wall song. Literally 1,461, bottles of beer, on the wall, 1,461, bottles of beer, Take 1 down, pass it around etc etc etc. You could really do that. You could put it on the wall and drink 1, and actually relive uh live the song. All right. Thank you twinkle. Let it out.

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