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Sad panda
Hi junkies. It's me Sean. You said that you were going to try to make me smile today because I am a Sad Panda Bear. My anxiety. Um my my bipolar depression is really not doing too well. Um so maybe 1 of you guys anybody, I'd be happy with whoever Wants to pick me for Fritz on the street. Just going to throw that out there. Uh, I love you guys. Bye.

Hey, screw you C-Lane
Hey, screw you see Lane, it's not weird. To have a burger with no cheese. My wife will eat cheese on a burger but at McDonald's, she just hates that processed American cheese. So she'll get a burger with no cheese. It's not weird coming after my wife. I don't really hate you.


Strange this is
How's it going, Sean? Hey, just want you to know. There was a rocket launch. Yesterday at around 8:40. Um, there was also 1 in the morning Missed 2 of them yesterday. And what I find very strange is if there's a 70 year old astronaut, But we make our airline pilots retire. At 65 mandatory. Trains dynamically there. What do you think?

C-Lane, your new favorite drink 🥰

Nancy Mace in your FACE!
What's going down jerkies? So I went to Nancy mace's Instagram page, um, to see if I could find that clip of that guy and there were other Clips on there of her, you know, being approached and and questioned about another town hall and Etc. And I I I don't know. I look at it as um after seeing those other Clips. Like, these people are trying to provoke her uh for exactly what this guy got, you know, her flying off the deep end and, you know, telling him to go f himself or whatever. But it looks like they're trying to poke the Bear by asking the simple question. Like when are you gonna have another town hall when I guess? Uh, I don't know. It seems like there's more meaning than the innocent question. I could be wrong.

Egging First dispatch
Hey, junky crew on the topic of egging. We had an incident where my fiance kept thinking her car was getting egged and we put up the ring cameras and everything and it turned out, we had ducks on the roof of the condo and they were rolling off and falling and hitting the front of her car. Just thought you might enjoy that little story. Have a good 1.

Yeah, so about that guy that's holding that 11 year old down. I I read somewhere that she was actually egging his house. Did, did you guys hear about that? And then and then some guy came along in a green. I don't know if you covered this part. Did you cover the a guy in a green sweatshirt came along and got the guy off thank God for that guy, huh? I don't know if you guys covered that part of it or not. Guys are telling me today.

11 yo detained
Hey guys. Happy day, did you hear that? 11 year old girl was supposedly throwing eggs. At that guy's house. That's wild.