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Orangeman wrong again….we’re doomed
Once again, orange man is incorrect. Starship is the Prototype that blew up twice. They're not sending Starship up to get the astronauts. They're sending a crew dragon. He's such a freaking moron.

Women’s month
Hey News, Junkie and crew. Uh, I just want to Shout out to. Women of the month. Um, we need more like Casey Anthony. You know, you can't even go have dinner anymore, without bunch of kids. Being loud. Droning, my dinner. So, We need more women like Casey Anthony, hopefully quiet those kids down. Thank you. Bye.

Just ok? Oh yeah ?
Morning, junkies, what's happening? Um, Sean, I think you should book The just okay party on May 26th. Um, no big deal. I know it's your birthday but it's also my birthday. I think that'd be a really fun way to spend our birthday, with all of our friends. It would be great. Keep me.



Josh’s picks are all wrong!!!
Happy Friday to your junkie crew. Sean Sean Josh. Good day to you. Um, I got a bone to pick with Josh, on his uh, women's picks. Um, at no point. Did I hear Nancy Reagan? I know for a fact that that is his number 1 pick. And uh, I'm disappointed in you, Josh. Very disappointed. Good day.


Trump taking credit
Hey guys. Happy day. This should come as no shock to anyone but Trump is once again, lying out of his ass Biden and Elon Musk and SpaceX had already had a plan to bring those astronauts back months. Before the election ever happened, this has been in the works. They can't just flip a switch and send a rocket up to the International Space Station. This plan was already in motion, well, before Trump was elected. So, he's taking credit for something that Biden initiated. So he's just a pompous ass and a liar, couldn't tell the truth. If he had a gun to his head,

Why would you sell Ford for iHeart
What's going down, Junkies? Sean. You dumb bastard. You sold out of Ford to buy iHeart stock. Why? Why would you do that? You clearly don't know anything about buying stocks. Ford pays a dividend of 60 cents a share iHeart pays. Nothing nothing it's down. 6.42% today, Ford is up. 1.82%, let's go.

Where the app
How we even still is this a real website?

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