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Sean Making the neighborhood great again....lol
Yo junkies, what's going on? Hey Sean. You said that they were having that meeting in your neighborhood and if they needed a spokesperson for the topic, this would be the first time in your life that you would have stepped up into that role. Sean. Dare I say you are becoming a politician. First meeting about the hobos and the neighborhood next presidential campaign for 2028. So you got my vote piece.

Shawn gets romantically physical with p Diddy

Just a thought
good Afternoon, News Junkies So, would devil and the family? Be similar to Mommy Dearest. There's a thought. Have a great day later.

What is c-lane doing in there with him

Prison Chip
Okay, so you mean to tell me this company with this prison ship? Straight up. Stole the scene from 1995 Tales from the Hood. Come on, man. Everything that they described that they will make the prisoner feel. It's exactly seen by seeing, uh, of the movie, uh, tells from the hood. If you go on YouTube, I'm pretty sure you can find that scene. It's directly from that hosting. It's crazy. Hippie out.

Why prisoners first
So I think the reason why you would do this with the prisoners first, is the technology is not perfected. So uh let's see if we can, you know, do this neural and memory stuff. Try it out on prisoners because they're in prison for the rest of their life and if it works. Hey, let's teach see you later. How to speak? Spanish fluently. What?

Small forehead
Hey Jackie's uh I guess I'm 1 of those weirdos that has a small forehead. I sent in a photo dispatch showing that I only have 2 fingers. Uh, that can cover my forehead, so I don't know. I haven't had any work done. I swear. So, uh, okay, I'm a weirdo. Thank you twinkle. Lets out.


Funny pacemaker malfunction
Hello, everyone, simply Jeremy here. I got a funny pacemaker story for you. So back many, many, many moons ago. I used to be a paramedic and we got a call about a, you know, a male with having, you know, heart heart problems. So we get there and he's standing in his driveway. We pull up. We start talking to him and he lets out this Bellow. Makes us jump back about 3 feet, you know scares the heck out of us. Uh, so we start talking to again and apparently his pacemaker was malfunctioning and you could put your watch and watch your watch and every 2 minutes, his pacemaker was shocking him and he would jump and the whole way to the hospital every 2 minutes. Even though you knew it was coming. It's kind of like when you're unraveling 1 of the things of biscuits you know you know it's going to pop but it still scares you like every time it makes you jolt, it was that every 2 minutes on the button.

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