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Question Time
Here's a question. What the hell? Are you 3 doing this weekend?

boy. hole song
Whoa. Give me a meat boy and free. My whole want to suck on pigman's balls and bleed from gay. Oh, give me your meat boy and free. My whole want to suck on pigman's balls and leave them gay.

Happy Friday!
Hey, yo News, Junkie was up uh Josh. Good to have you in here today. See Lane Sean, great show today. Um is is most still their most? If you're still there have a great weekend, buddy. I just want to say that absolutely love you guys. I know y'all play my uh, dispatch uh, at least once or twice a week and it's always positive because Life's too short for anything else. Put a smile on your face and enjoy this amazing weekend. Love you guys. Happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday Monday, blah blah blah blah blah, Wiggly wiggle, pop pop,

I JUST WON A GRAND IN MY HAND!!! Thank you!!!!
Hey, news junkies, I just wanted 000. Thanks to you guys. You guys rock.

Josh's Taco Flavored Kisses are better than JLo's any day

Just for love you guys Moe
What's up, John keys? I love the show. I love when Josh is on C Lane is hilarious. I love Sabrina. Hey, Sean, and I did have a question for Mo. They passed a super speeder law, the other day in Florida, and somebody got arrested 2 minutes after the law passed. Now, if they would initiated the stop 1 minute before the law had passed, would he be able to fight it in court? To wiggle a little pop-up.

Hey, Sean C Lane. Hey want you guys to chime in, on this please we're looking for some truth, the questions from Mo and for Josh actually you guys remember the Seinfeld episode where they were, pitching a new show to NBC and the judge had awarded Kramer to be Jerry's Butler as his sentence. We're wondering if that is how Josh is working for Mo. Love you guys.

Bikini haiku
All this bikini talk reminds me of a wonderful Haiku written by a famous rapper. It goes like this bikinis. Small. Tall. She says she likes the ocean. Hello Cool. J. What a word Smith.

John Williams douche
Hey guys, my quick question is Josh. is Sunday Morning Coming Down, fun to make And uh, as a Clevelander yet, John Williams do showed up overnight. And all of a sudden there's thousands of this Billboards in this dumb face all over town like are you even divorced? Forget her so fast. I need money. Sell your house to me. I I don't know who he is, where he came from, but Douchebag needs to get out of this town.

Flintstones Botox vitamins
1 pills shaped like Barney 1. Pills shaped like Fred. These vitamins won't do anything. If your face is already dead. Just remember. What will my said? Eat your friend.