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AstroNOTs
All right, but the media colonies women's astronauts, which they're not. Unfortunately, um, the person I feel bad for is Lands bass. Um, he actually did a proper training for us, um, and Russia I believe and got an award for, uh, his performance. And when he came out as gay, they denied, uh, his seat And uh, I think pulled the funding for it if I'm not mistaken, so he should be pissed. I'm just saying, hippie out.

First time dispatch Behold the monster
Longtime listener first-time dispatch, you did a story a few days ago about ouija's wife, the bass player, where his wife shot at the police. And then proceeded to go into some of the things she's done. About a book. She wrote called Beyond the monster or behold the monster and Sabrina I thought you said behold the monster. So I was like great. There goes the name. Only thing is I'm going to put the word mine in front of it. So every time I send a dispatch Sean's got

Resume update?
So wait, if Katie Perry can say that she's an astronaut, does that mean that I can update my resume and say that? I'm an SNL cast member because 1 day I went to Studio 8h when I was in New York. Or maybe I'm a race car driver, because I've driven my car. Once around the Speedway Daytona Speedway. I'm the same thing as Richard F and Betty.

Who’s the better driver?
What's going down, junkies, man? That sounds like so much fun. Uh, the bowling this weekend, I don't know what's crazier. The fact that there was a dog driving a car, or the fact that the dog was a better driver than Courtney. I'll just see myself out, see you

Old guy bands
Boy, Sean, you are kidding with these bands. Looking older. Matter of fact, this morning, I was looking at the news promo of ACDC going on a tour and you look at Angus, the lead guitarist dressed in a school boy outfit. And he's got the long hair, but it's totally white. It's like a big white, man. I'm going. Oh my God, I grew up with these guys. Oh man, do I feel old? oh, I did cry this week when I went to the grocery store, they

Different types of crying 😭

space bitches, that's what we should call them

Astro not
I understand and you do have to be brave to go up in that new Shepard rocket or whatever it's called. but just because you flew on a 737, From Detroit to Orlando, does not make you a pilot. So, they're not astronauts, they are passengers.


Good Afternoon, News. Junkies this is Jackie. The bun Beach teacher. I just happen to catch your discussion about this really of color in very inappropriate foot rub as a consequence for Behavior. Well, first of all most principals, don't get involved in things of that nature. Meaning disciplining the students, it's usually an assistant principal or a dean and all of that aside physical contact between any School employee and any student is really off limits unless it's a high 5, a fist bump, something like that. You really got to be careful. We live in a litigious society and just stay away from that. Have a great day, guys. Bye by the way. This is my first dispatch ever.