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This just came in as you all came on the air. I don’t even think they’re trying to look official anymore with their toll scam text.

Sabrina/app
Hey, good afternoon guys. Uh, Sabrina you just brought me back about the app that makes it like it's drunk or something like that. I remember that. But it's funny you say that because if you go to Google and type in shaboo for his son Tipsy, the screen to start, tilting to the right and the left, it's so funny. I just discovered that the other day hippie out.


SHAWN, BE CAREFUL
Hey, junkies price here. First dispatch. Sean. Listen buddy. I'm going to need you to stop saying Nick UPS, man, like I heard you. And I about crashed my car. I'm glad Sabrina called it right away because like, listen, look, I know you're a professional. And this is your job and you got to tell these stories. It's cool. But you know better than anyone when you talk as much as you do, how easy it is to slip up and say the wrong thing. And the last thing I want is for you to say the wrong thing and this show, get canceled and people start calling for your head cuz I love the show. I love listening and I couldn't picture doing anything else between 11:00 and 3:00 so you know, please be careful. Very, very careful. Wiggles and Pops.


I Don't know why I made this but use it as you see fit. Shawn talks fast sometimes.
But you know what I do and I meet the wild animal, but you know what? I do want to be wild animal. You know what? I want to be wild animal, but you know what I do and I mean, the wild animal.

Skydiving incidents
happy home day Junkies So I've been getting into skydiving a little more over the last couple years. I got 55 solo jumps now. Um, so I'm still very much a baby in the sport but I love it. Uh, we're a lot of the accidents actually occur and, uh, deaths occur is when, um, experience Sky divers. Most of the deaths are people who have thousands of jumps. They start wearing smaller parachutes and smaller canopies than what, their body weight is rated for. So that way they can do more technical tricks, they can come into the ground faster. They can swoop right above the ground where they're, you know, 2 3 feet off the ground while traveling like 60 miles an hour, um, on the plane uh, straight path. So Skydiving, accidents. Most of the time it's when it's a user error people trying to push the limits uh but overall, um, it's got to be actually really safe. So, all right. That's much of your sense. You have a good 1 piece.


No dogs for hobos
Yeah. Sean uh, homeless people should not be having dogs. I agree with you, man. There's some douchebag in the UCF area on 50, near Lake picket or bonneval Road. And he hangs out in the media and all day and panhandles with his dog, just laying in the, the center of the median, in the, in the hot sun and on Busy Highway 50, you know, oh, and it's Unleashed as well. I mean, it's ridiculous.

Hobo dog
Hey guys. Happy Day in regard to the hobo, dog. Um, unless the dog is chipped and I doubt that it is, unless I missed that part of the story. Just say, no, this isn't your dog most dogs. You know Pit Bull type dogs. All look similar. Just be like nah different, dog. Sorry bro.

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