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Standing in a parking spot
Yo junkies. What's going on? Hey, that's standing in a parking spot. Yo. That right there. I'm a little older now. So I'm I'm a little more mature, but that happened to me in my younger years, man. I got face to face. It was 2 gentlemen, 1, dude, standing in the spot 1, dude in the car, I got face to face almost no to nose. Then, I told him yo, I offered the opportunity for him and his homeboy, it'll be a 2v 1, but I would have whooped both of them. I was so tight. So yeah, that that spot is for cars. It's not for people to stand there and act like they holding down the spot. Now, I probably wouldn't take the same approach. I would just look for another 1. But back then, man, I was ready for anything and I sure would have let them have it. That drives me crazy.


Don’t celebrate my birthday never have
Hey guys, happy day. Uh, as someone that, you know, a tick on the Spectrum, uh, self diagnosed uh, kind of a motionless, uh, lacks empathy type guy. Um, I don't care about my birthday to me, it's just another day. Uh, I don't believe I'm all that special and need to have a special day just to celebrate me. It seems kind of pointless. Um, I'm also a grown man, and if I want to gift for myself, I'll get it. I don't need cake. I don't need celebrating. Uh, even as a child, I wasn't huge into my birthday. It didn't care for a big party. Um, it's just not that big a deal. It's not that special. It's it's no achievement. You were born. What did you do? Nothing, you fell out. It's not that big a deal. Everyone has a birthday. You're not special.

Old man bday
Hey guys. Yeah, I'm a guy and I love celebrating my birthday. I go get a steak some liquor and then I get some booty. Piece.

okay, so Zen With infused weed, absolutely. However, is it going to be like the stuff I can get at the liquor store that it says that it's infused. Or is this going to be something that I can get with my medical marijuana card?

Welcome back Sabrina!!
Hey, Sabrina, so glad you're back. Um, Fowler is always good in your absence but the show is always at its best when you 3 are firing on all cylinders, like, you are now, um, getting upgraded to First Class, you always run the risk. My favorite example of that is Claire, I'm on her family, she gets bumped up, leaves, fill in the back, but ends up with this horrible person who's wasted the ladies belittling, the crew, everything like that, like where you could have just been back there, you know, like you stayed and had a wonderful trip. So, anyways, you guys have a great day. Uh,

Yesterday Google Maps search for Kremlin takes you to MaraLago
Hey guys, you were just talking about when you search for racist. It would come up with Trump. Well yesterday. if you searched for Kremlin headquarters on Google Maps, it would take you tomorrow logo and it did that until about 3 oclock yesterday afternoon. Um, I found out about it through someone on Facebook and I tried it and it worked. I have a screenshot of it. I'll send it to you if you want to see it. See ya later.

Phone auto correcting your texts
Your phone, absolutely learns your vernacular. I happen to be a huge fan of the F-word and um it used to always correct it to duck. Well more recently, I was trying to text duck and it autocorrected to the F-word

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