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What's up, everybody? I am having a moment right now. Amy K. The, the fourth wall came crumbling down at approximately like 108 and a half p.m. this afternoon. Amy K. Called sea Lane, dude. I cannot wait to go back to the Podcast, whatever, whatever and and here, Amy K, dropped the dude. Word. I'm I'm beyond excited. I don't even know. Why am I so excited about that? I have no. Freaking idea. Um also uh Sabrina you're the the song from Friday was incredible and I love it. It's my favorite thing ever.

Idiot internet experts
To those who think that medical grade nitrous oxide is the same as Automotive nitrous oxide. Yeah. go get a tank filled with Automotive nitrous oxide and huff. It see what happens.

Automotive nitrous
Okay, here's the deal on the automotive nitrous. It Is nitrous oxide years ago when they first started using it. It was just regular nitrous oxide and then people started abusing it, they'd buy a whole tank just to have a big party. I never went to 1 maybe. And what they did was they added a sulfide to the automotive stuff to makes it unpalatable to Huff, that's the whole deal. So yeah, it will make you sick as hell because they added an extra compound to it. But as far as the engines concerned, it just gets burned off. There you go.

Nitrous oxide. It's the same gas, that's inside of a can of whipped cream. So, when you add a whipped cream suck down that last bit of gas have fun.

Nitrous
Hey, what's up guys? Nitrous oxide, it's a great thing. Um, me and my buddies up in Ohio used to go to Summit Racing and get a tank filled and just have 1, hell of a night. Oh, felt like crap the next day. Your mind's like mush but then they caught on to it and they started putting sulfur in the nitrous tank. For the car. So, It smelt like it, tasted like rotten eggs. It was terrible about 3, dozen coffee filters, and it was cleaning up the to breathe, but Yeah, it's the same stuff. It all comes as gas, mow your yard.


Switched baby?
When my son was born in 88, it was up in Nashville, Tennessee. He was born late at night. Um, there were a few complications. I was able to see him for a little while and then they took him to the nursery and and um, was handling, his medical issues bright and early. The next day nurse comes in with baby and asks me to identify my baby. His little band slipped off his leg. And they wanted to make sure that that was my baby and I'm like I had him late last night I only saw him once for a short period of time. Well he was my baby, he looks exactly like his father so it all turned out fine.

I'll buy a bottle for the first person who finishes this
All I want to do is I'm a zoom zoom, zoom and a boom, boom.


What made my high school newsworthy
Hey jockeys price here. First dispatch Fritz. What's up my man? So you guys are talking about like, celebrities that went to your high school or what major high school newsworthy and I can tell you that like my school that I went to was super low-key for a long time like we didn't really have much celebrities or anything like that that came out of my school. Um I can tell you that Adam Sandler's wife, she graduated from my school, a year or 2 before me and um caramel brown from Clear I uh he graduated like a year or 2 before me. Um I was in that like for a long time it just wasn't much to talk about when it came to Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. For a long time. Wiggles and Pops.