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Fritz me and Val Kilmer
I'm sorry. Hey news Jagger uh great Val. Kilmer movie was the 1. Where Uh, he made the house full of popcorn and uh, my favorite 1 was Tombstone cuz I'm your huckleberry. Uh, pick me for Fritz on the street there. Sean.

Literally 26. People in the United States, have my first name Bridges. So yeah. I'm not very popular.

My take on Adolescent
Uh, I hate to get into semantics over this adolescence movie. However, my take is that either a movie is a work of fiction or it's a documentary, the documentary you're going on facts, the work of fiction is a work of fiction, whether they say based on a true story or inspired by a true story, unless they're going down the schedule of how it actually happened. Verbatim, it's a work of fiction. Simple, as that.

girl stabbing in Jacksonville

13 reasons why
yo, Junkies you guys are talking about, uh, Shows that would just be like controversial to show your kids and whatnot. 13 Reasons Why was not too long ago and that was that was very touchy on the suicidal topic.

Real genius of a ‘spatch
Yoki CHS, apologies for the wind, it's windy out here. What can I say? Um, but yeah, uh, I don't know if you guys heard. I wanted to leave this dispatch early, right as the show started. I mean, I'm sure you heard you are the News Junkie after all, but uh, Val Kilmer actually 100% fine. All well, and good. Doesn't even have cancer anymore. Guys. It's fake news. April Fool's Valkyrie dead AF. Tip your Batman.


Bench lady should get bench on her own property
What's up Junkies, you know, on the bench thing. You know, if you don't want people throwing trash around your Memorial bench, then put it on private property, put it at your house so it'll be beautiful all the time. Every time you look at it unless you're going to put trash on their yourself. But uh, the beat camping out and policing. A bench is a little silly to me, especially in public. Uh, also, I'm saying subject, I was kind of curious where you guys land on roadside memorials because I kind of think they're a little silly to me. I mean, I get it, I guess at first, your loved 1 died in that spot, but I see some that are in spots for 3, 4 years. And I think, do you think your loved ones coming back to that spot? I I just don't. It doesn't compute with me. But anyway, see ya.

Crazy bench lady
Can you imagine how the bench lady would react? If she saw what homeless people do on that thing? Oh boy.