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Bear hunt has been around a while
Hey, Junkies. Uh, going on a bear hunting old book. It's been around for a while. My kids, my oldest is 20 and it was it was out before her. My wife was a kindergarten teacher. And she would sing it to her kids. But yeah, man, I uh, sang that and funny voices and in crazy ways to my kids for years and then, you know, of course, they don't want you coming into Rita Mae, uh nighttime story because they're staying up way later than you and you're old. And you got to go to bed at night so you can function like a somewhat human being the next day. Oh,

Church money
Yo, junkies, so I'm a pastor's kid, which is why I'm such a terrible person. But uh, yeah, that's just straight up like begging for money. That's like BS. Uh, my dad even though I rebelled against the church, my dad actually does it the proper way. He doesn't even sin around the thing for like money or anything like that. It was just a box at the back of the church if you want to donate donate blah, blah, blah, it's all good to go. Uh and I think that's how it should be all these other guys are just out there hustling and I think that's fake and it gives all the Christians a Bad Name. All right, junkies piece.

Child slave labor.
Good afternoon. Junkie is the Mad King here. So what you think is child slave labor? When I was in high school, we had a thing called work release. What that did is you got out of school 2 or 3 periods early depending on your job. And you got to go to work and you still got school credit, but you also got to learn how to work in the real world. So where you guys come up with slave labor, I have no idea, wiggle wiggle, pop, pop,

Bishops names
Good morning or afternoon gentlemen. You were discussing Bishops. I personally do not know any Bishops, or any Bishops names except for pop. You know, pop the bishop. I know. Bad joke. Sorry. Later.

Sabrina ad libs
What up, junks, junks in the trunks? Ceiling shine. How you doing? Uh, and the absence of Sabrina, I just thought I'd give you some Sabrina adlibs real quick. So Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Smoke weed every day. Yeah, that's it. Peace Love wiggle. Wiggle. Pop, pop, pop.


Butt boy is wild
So, yesterday I watched the movie that you recommended and it was a ride, I watched my boy and I mean, I thought it was going to be something else but uh, it, it got pretty decent. It got pretty decent, at the end of it. The ending was the the it was hilarious. So, hey, I can't hate on you for that, Sean. I'll see y'all later.

I would have come in and Randy Fine
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well, Sean. If you the texted me, I would have come in and filled in those spots, man. No worries. But you didn't. Um, another thing have you seen the video of Randy find losing his mind? Like, this guy is completely unhinged, man. Thanks bye.


AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT! Check out the cast for the movie as well. And yes I sent this in before the Monster were done
yo, junkies, I just got done watching Transformers 1 last night from 2024 And I think it's better than the live-action films or even the cartoon itself, it's really good. It's the birth of the Autobots and the the septic, I should give it a watch.