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GameStop mailbox money 4.5 million
Hey News, Junkie and crude just a heads up, got an email for some mailbox money, anyone who has purchased from Gamestop, check your emails. They're doing a 5 dollars cash or a ten dollar in store credit. For some lawsuit, didn't read the fine print just uh, spread the word, the GameStop, mailbox money, wiggle wiggle, pop, pop,

Brown not doesn't work
A junkies about the brown note. Yes, there is a tone that does do that, but it doesn't just select the protesters everybody gets affected cops National Guard. So, whenever that tone is around You whoever's there? They have to poop their pants as well. So it's not just their doesn't work on protesters so it is not used for that reason. Thank you twinkle edits out.

Crowd control
hey, part of what they do with the crowd, uh, getting rid of them is They use that acoustic wave and it liquefies any of the solids in their intestines and then they go poopy and they can't hold it. And that will disperse them pretty quick.


USPS Scanner Choice for Dogs

I agree with schooling
What up junkies? Sean know I was saying the thousand dollar tax thing. I mean the thousand dollar stock was a bad idea. Uh, it's like, A well, if you will, let's look at the stock market. Like a. Well, if we just guarantee a whole bunch of buckets in that, well, we're going to dry it up pretty quick. I think that, I don't know, it was hard to try to explain this right now, but I agree with the whole, uh, free schooling thing. I said, let's do that. Let's do the free schooling. And also had good points on the dogs too but that's I don't know. This dispatch didn't make any sense. I don't care though. Love you guys, gotta go, pop, pop, pop.


Hell yeah we can refuse delivery
Hey guys, just a quick, follow-up. Hell yeah, we can deny mail to people who have their dogs run out in our vicious. We can even if there's a mean dog on a block, we can skip the entire block, no block for that mail. You know, safety is number 1 and we're not delivering if there's an aggressive dog.


Hey, what's going on? So I was bit by a dog 1 steak. We were in a, a, pretty thick coat. I was a a winter time. I was delivering pizza here. and uh, The owner brought the dog outside the owner, seemed drunk uh to begin with but the dog just kind of looked at me and, you know, I, I love dogs. So I went down just, you know, try to pet it be friendly with it. And the thing, Immediately latched onto my coat. Um, you know too didn't punks in my skin but left a good Mark in it. Out there and watch. Oh, yeah, he's not very good with people. I'm like, well, you brought the freaking dog outside to get your pizza and you didn't think that. That was a, you know, it was just dumb, uh, didn't bring pizza that guy's house again, we put him on The Black List, but, uh, I don't know. It seems like kind of a jerk. Uh, I don't know if he was a bad owner but uh, yeah. All around people's dogs. Uh anyway, have a good day, guys.