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Redemption dispatch and a question about videos size.
hey news, Junkies Happy Friday. So first off, um, sorry about that. Uh, lazy dispatches in earlier I should put my time to it and second of all, um, what is the file size? Max to send a video. Dispatch, I just attempted to send 1 and it says the file is too large. Should I have tried making it shorter? Is there a way to compress the video? Uh, let me know and also I do not want to turn my to my house and I did not know that there was a termite issue going on in Central Florida. Something definitely keep an eye on. Google pop, pop pop.

American kids
Good afternoon junkies coming into Orlando right now. My wife and I are absolutely dying. Every time, Sean mentions, the American kids, they're all American Kids American is not a race. Uh, congratulations to the Indian Americans who are kicking our Caucasian asses collectively in spelling that we're too stupid to spell cocaine.


I don't know, I gotta say, I think finding out that elon's doing a bunch of cool drugs. Actually raises my opinion of him. Definitely moves him up a notch in my book. Elon, you are now officially at Notch too Notch. 1 was for the flamethrower in case you're curious.

Battle between Shawn and the little girl
Hey, what's up, junkies? So if I had a choice between a little girl, singing Moana, or some guy from West Palm with a tramp stamp and frosted tips singing SCA that little girl wins that battle, she wins at 9 out of ten times

Airplane singer
Hey, what up? Junkies uh, so with that girl, you know, I just watched the episode of the rehearsal with Nathan Fielder where he's judging the singers and somebody should have set up and said, you know, This is something you're just not ready for you. Got up. You like more than anybody else would you sang but is this something you're just not ready for airplanes singing, you're just not ready for it, okay? Thank you. Twinkle edits out.

Turkish airlines
Hey junkies. So I used to work in the Middle East for about 10 years and flu, Turkish Airlines constantly and that rule that they made for getting up out of your seats is a godsend because you just don't understand, while you're on flight, kids are running all over the place. People are standing up and bending and stretching because this is a, you know, this is a 9 to 11 hour flight depending on where you're coming from. And it's like, there's like no rules. So as soon as the plane Wheels touch the ground, it hasn't even stopped like breaking or anything. People are out of their seats grabbing bags running to the front. It it's a total of mess, so, you know, I'm glad that they actually are doing something about it.


Airline check ins
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So in regards to the flight stuff um and checking in your bag and stuff, like that makes sense 45 minutes before because half an hour, before they already start boarding, the flight. And you already supposed to be in your seat, like before you take off 15 minutes before you take off you, you supposed to be setting down so that does make sense to me. And if you don't know, if you're not checking in the bag and you have a TSA pre-check and everything like that. Yeah, you can show up 10 20, 20 minutes before your flight supposed to take off and still make it to the other side depending on the airport. Thanks. Bye.

Flight check in
so is United saying, like physically check in Because, you know, for the last couple years anytime I've flown, I've checked in usually 24 hours ahead on the app. So they know I'm going to be there so I'm not I'm not sure. I mean honestly if you can check in 24 hours before the flight, What does it matter that they want you to check in an hour before the flight or? Or are they talking about? You got to be here, sitting, uh, drinking at the bar before you can get on this flight. So,