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Bring Ur Own
Hey everybody happy today. So I I was like, well, you know, seeing the bring your own popcorn bucket events at the movie theaters and the last time that I did 1 of those, um, I used my fishing tackle box. So, you know, you open up a tackle box, it's got different shelves of, you know, equipment, but, uh, I put salt garlic salt. Um, you know, the the the little squeeze of melted butter, uh, some like powdered cheese. So I I I rolled up, you know, pretty pretty fancy with a tackle box full of buttered popcorn and autumns but I hope everybody has a great day. Okay? I love you. Goodbye.

my boss ate popcorn from a trash bag

Hey, what do you think? You think maybe Elon Musk realized what that must have looked like? So, he decided to clarify it by saying, my heart goes out to you. I think, I think it might be fair to say that. Also Barron Trump kind of GrooVe Vibe going on. Yeah, I'm Despicable Me. Like a young grew, I think so. I think I also think that's, uh, I think you're looking at our next president, in about 20 years. All right. Yeah. He's about 38, 40 years old. Oh yeah. There's our next president Trump right there. Mark it down. See you.


Elon is in fact a nazi! Stop being blind Shawn!…..Obvi satirical
All right, John. Come on. It's pretty clear. That Elon Musk is an undercover Nazi and he's not hiding it anymore. Because when you take that line, that he says, my heart goes out to you with the hand motion that translates in German to the following. And if you do your research, Sean, of course, you'll find that. I'm pretty sure Hitler might have said that.

salute... maybe I was wrong?


Black fireworks meets black whopper
What's going down? Junkies, uh, when you guys were talking about the black firework, I was thinking, um, about the black Whopper, that was, I mean, just set up prime time for black Whopper voice, but You're all playing it safe.

Shawn did you notice the weird thing about Elon Musk yesterday during Trump’s speech?
Afternoon, these junkies. Hey, Sean. Did you notice yesterday during the Trump inauguration when Elon Musk and a camera panned over to him? He had the weirdest biggest wide eyed smile. Uh, going on. It almost looked like an 8-year-old boy when he sees boobs for the first time, It's kind of scary, but it also kind of funny, how weird Elon Musk is especially when he's around Donald Trump.

I found a charging bank in NYC!

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