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Hi guys. Happy Friday. So, a guy has a exam at the Proctologist for the first time in His on the table and his little white gown and the doctor walks in its not his gloves. Maybe doctor announces, okay, Steve don't get aroused. And the guy's like, I think you might have the wrong room. I'm Kevin and doctor says, no, I'm Steve.

Dad joke you haven’t heard, for real.
So they did this survey last year to see, which Hollywood A-list actors had the most colonoscopies done. And the winner. Cameron Diaz. Wiggle wiggle. Papa

Dad joke
Saw a book at the bookstore said solve 50% of your problems. I bought 2.

Winning Joke!!!!!
All right, I got a real knee swapper for you. How do you make a dead baby float? 1 scoop of vanilla ice cream, 2, scoops of dead, baby.

Joke
Did you guys hear the news over at Disney? 6 of the 7 Dwarfs are not happy. You know what else? I heard. They're not making 12-inch rulers any longer.

Dad joke
What's up news? Junkies? What did the shark say? When it ate the clown fish? Oh, that tastes funny.

Dad joke
What's up news? Junkies joke for you here. Wire, koalas, not considered to be bears. Because they're not qualified.

Dad joke from Evil Eye
Why the midwestern football fields use AstroTurf? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

Dad Jokes
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his penis. Bartender says, Hey pirate, why you got a steering wheel on your penis? The pirate says, are they driving me nuts?

Dad joke
Drunk guy comes home, 1 day holding the duck under his arm and his wife standing in the living room and he says, this is the pig I've been sleeping with and she says, that's a duck, you idiot. He said I was talking to the duck.