Hi guys. Happy Friday. So, a guy has a exam at the Proctologist for the first time in His on the table and his little white gown and the doctor walks in its not his gloves. Maybe doctor announces, okay, Steve don't get aroused. And the guy's like, I think you might have the wrong room. I'm Kevin and doctor says, no, I'm Steve.
So they did this survey last year to see, which Hollywood A-list actors had the most colonoscopies done. And the winner. Cameron Diaz. Wiggle wiggle. Papa
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his penis. Bartender says, Hey pirate, why you got a steering wheel on your penis? The pirate says, are they driving me nuts?
Drunk guy comes home, 1 day holding the duck under his arm and his wife standing in the living room and he says, this is the pig I've been sleeping with and she says, that's a duck, you idiot. He said I was talking to the duck.