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Raise the mound to give pitchers a chance
Hey, news crew. Um, you know, with these bats. I mean, sure, they're to MLB specifications and there's nothing illegal about them. What they should do, then is raise the mound, raise the pitcher's mound to help, give the pitchers either equal footing or even give them a slight Edge. You know, to counter the bats. I need to be an easy solution. Easy fix. I mean, the mountain used to be higher back in the olden days of the 40s 50s and 60s but then pitchers were so dominant. That's why the mound was lowered to where it is now. So, you know, just get the pictures a chance wiggle wiggle.

Elon’s baby mama drama
Hey, happy Tuesday, news. Junkies did any of you see, uh, Elon musk's tweet saying that he was sending money to Ashley St. Clair, uh, the woman who said that she had his baby on uh X. He said he was sending her. Husband dollars a year and he's already sent her 2 and a half million dollars. But also he said he doesn't know if the kid is his or not. And if it really doesn't matter to him, that much, where do I sign up? Do I need to Do I need to say that? I got impregnated by Elon Musk in order to get that money too wiggle, wiggle pop, pop, pop.



April fools best ever
Can you use genius? I got a great 1 for you Sabrina. Snapping pops under the toilet seat. Best prank ever.

Good morning, junkies. This is Megan from Casselberry and I just wanted to say happy April Fool's Day, Happy, share the show Tuesday and happy 46th wedding anniversary to my mom and dad. Hope you guys have a great day and I love listening to you.

Razer Skibidy April fools prank

4 day school = 5 day school …. In the end… I think
Hey, Sean. Um, and the brand ceiling, um, Sean's just the 1 that's up in arms about this. Um, the 4-day school day, uh, I would think now, I work in Texas. Um, I'm a teacher here, uh, it seems like as every year we vote on a calendar, we get more and more breaks. And I know parents will be like, oh my gosh, the kids are in urban school, no matter what, the kids go, 188 days. So what they do is they cut into our summer, the kids will go like a week longer. They'll start back a week earlier. I would assume that legally, no matter what. Um, the amount of days to go per week, they're still going to have to go the same amount of days and they really do it down to the minute and hour. Um, so uh, yeah, I would think that they would cut into breaks. Like they might get like a 3-day break during Thanksgiving as opposed to like the whole week um, or you know, just stay a few days later in the summer. I Wrong on that. Um, Florida's weird. Uh, but yeah, I live there 4 years and I love it and that's how I find y'all found y'all. Um, okay. That's it. My coffee hasn't hit. All right, peace out.

Eagle trying to take the kid was a Golden Eagle. As you can see the talons are huge.

Political money.
Hey junkies the Mad King Daytona Beach here. So money and politics what I would like to see happen. I think there should be a cap on how much money they can raise and then I think all the media stations should donate so much time, and it's up to the candidate to use that time. Once that time is used up, they don't get anymore. Sounds like a plan, never got to happen but what the wiggle wiggle, pop pop.