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Chickens and rats
Good Afternoon News Junkie. Your, uh, chicken guy wasn't too honest with you, it's not only the smell that's a problem. They bring rats. Like bad. Bad rats burrowing underground making large layers, full of rats. Not good.

Happy st pats from your local liquor rep!



Tesla’s and people are idiots. I didn’t cuss. Promise.
Okay, real quick, I only have a couple of seconds to chime in. I I am just baffled by how big of Idiots, people are because 3 months ago, a Tesla was a Democrat car. And now Suddenly. Oh no. It's a trump card know, it's a it's a car. It's just a car. I hate Tesla's because I just hate them. That's the Cyber trucks. But whatever, it's a car. People are just so incredibly stupid. And I had to record this like 4 times because I kept swearing. So wiggle wiggle, pop pop. And you don't have to be nothing because I was good this time. Bye.

CRYING ABOUT GRANDMA YELLING AT LIL BOY!


Take it back
I am all for France, taking back the Statue of Liberty. It's a carbon copy of macron's wife. Uh, parentheses wife quote. I mean, check out the hands on the Statue of Liberty. Look at the chiseled jawline, look at the shoulders. Look at the neck. It's it's a bro. and, you know, his wife allegedly Is his father, and also a dude right about that. I don't think so. Anyway, check it out.

Lady the dog
Sean. That's probably the best usage of the skull mic. You having lady do tricks and giving her a cheese ball. a cheese ball that we Uh could audibly hear her crunching on? Oh so cute.

The post sucks
Hey guys, what's up? Happy St. Patty's Day. Whoever wrote that, Washington Post articles and idiot. The definition of party is still being changed, right? It's subjective right. People are still getting together, they're just coming around. We've had an Awakening since Co people don't party like they used to but they still connect and get together. This guy's just has not been invited. See you bye.