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Daylight in the morning? No thanks
What? Up junkie butt? Hey, the people that need daylight in the morning time. What the hell? Are they doing that? They need daylight for, like, even, even YouTube b. You said you, you want daylight in the morning. Everything you described is taking place inside your house, putting on your makeup and stuff. I mean, you don't need daylight outside for that. You also have lights, right? So, I mean, what what, what is the afternoon's way better for daylight.


Eggs
What? I don't get with this whole egg thing, is Why didn't it just keep the chickens alive? Keep them alive, let them lay as many eggs as they can put them in a little area where they're by themselves. Let them get sick. Do whatever. Just lay the eggs eggs are going to be fine. As long as they're going to have the bird flu in the eggs. So let them lay the eggs till they die would have been fine.

Happy today. News Junkie crew. So uh, the handwashing stations and all that, they uh, they came around when Co started because we were quote, unquote essential workers and they wanted us to have clean hands. And now they just kind of never left. It's just a portable water tank. Uh, when the guy comes to clean the bathrooms out, uh, they also refill the tank with clean water. It's not a portal that water is not blue, or nothing like that, it doesn't stink. Um, and then usually, I washing stations are near the general contractor's construction trailer links to their water supply line. That's all I got to say about that.

Team morning
Hey junkies, hope you're having a wonderful day. So far love, listening to you. I just want to say mornings are better than nights sunrises are prettier than sunsets and getting everything done for the day. Before noon, is 1 of the greatest feelings on the planet. Piece.

Time change. Real reason
Hey News, Junkie, watch your show all the time, love it. Check out why the time changed was ever enacted. It wasn't due to the farmers, just think about Farmers come up. Go to work at Sunrise and they quit at Sunset. The time was changed during World War I in order to conserve energy, Google it by

My side of the time change
Sean as as much as it is nice to have more. Online in the afternoon. Do you know how much of a pain? Is. Small children whose bedtime is 7 oclock? Try to get them to go to sleep before. It's dark because it doesn't get dark until 8:30 at night. It's a, it's a big pain and I I don't enjoy doing it. so, uh, Yeah. Yeah.

Whiskey pulled from shelves
What's up, junkies listen. This whole thing with Canada, pulling all of our whiskey off of their shelves. Who cares? They already paid for it. That's how smart they are. They've already paid for the whiskey and now they're just not going to sell it. We've already gotten the money from it. The American companies have already gotten the money from it so they should keep pulling it off the shelves. It's just shows how dumb they are.

Eagle vs goose
so, if you really want to see kind of What an eagle can do. Check out the video. Of 9 inch nails for hurt. Or they have the video from underwater of the fish. And the eagle is coming up and scooping it out of the water, pretty sure. geese are a lot like but Canadians, put on a big fluffy ship and You know. Don't really do much whereas the eagle can take those talons. Rip its head off. Feed it to its kids. Yeah. But uh, maybe that's why it's been a while since Canada's won the uh Stanley Cup. all right, so

whacky wednesday
Hey news. Junkies just want to wish you a happy Wacky. Wednesday. Love this show. Keep doing what you do. Wiggle, wiggle. Pop