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I've been looking 4 u
Sounds like the clown is saying, I've been looking for you all night. I've been looking for you all night. I don't know. That's what it sounds like. Wiggle wiggle. Pop. Pop. That sounds like wiggle wiggle.

Dad joke
Hey, Sean. When does a joke become a dad joke? Well, it's when it's apparent.

USMC = No THC
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the THC drink. I was in the Marine Corps in the 90s, some period, Sean, my unit was Notorious for failing piss test. We had a lot of people go home that way. What would you get is called an other than honorable discharge? Um, and if you don't do anything stupid for like 6 months, you can have that upgraded to a general discharge. That's all I know.

Spider Cursed already!
Got a story for you. Sean got my spider curse magnet yesterday, all happy. Put it on my fridge as it should be. And then I walk into a business today and just as I walk in there, welcomes flying from the ceiling spider, comes dangling down right in front of my face. So if you like spiders, get yourself a spider curse magnet. Just not mine because it's on the fridge.

Dad joke
In the Bahamas, a slice of key, lime pie is 375. In Jamaica, a slice of peacon pie is 450 and then in Puerto Rico, a slice of pumpkin pie is 5 dollars. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

RATE MY DAD JOKE GUARANTEED WINNER & also my first dispatch :)
Here it is, the winner for rate, my dad joke. How do cats like their steak cooked?

Sheep based dad joke. ( Don't worry it's clean)
What kind of car does a sheep farmer Drive? Obviously Lamborghini.

Byron ainโ€™t so clean

Rate my...
You know, you got to hand it to Blind hookers.

TTS Dispatch ๐Ÿค–
[Police Siren] You gotta hide me! I stole a goat from the petting zoo, put a tiny ski mask on him, and used him as the getaway driver! [Screaming Goat] Oh don't you judge me, Gary. The mask was YOUR idea! [FBI Open Up] Oh no, I've been found. Tell them nobody's home! And hide the goat--he's a narc that will sell me out for a plate of delicious garbage!