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IVF take.....I await your apoplectic response
Okay, so let me propose an analogy for the IVF lady. When you want to get a pooch for your family, you can either spend thousands on a pedigree with the DNA lineage and everything. But if you don't care about the DNA and the lineage, you can go to a rescue shelter and pick up an excellent dog. For a whole, heck of a lot less money. And that dog will love you every bit as much as that pedigree 1. Will now before the landslide of indignant outrage begins, this is an analogy, look it up in the dictionary, not proposing. It's the same thing and go down to an orphanage and just pick up a kid, but you get my drift.

Call me maybe?
Hello, junkies, what's up? Josh, nice to see you to be on the show. It's always a pleasure to hear your voice on the radio. Um, I'm having a weird day guys. Give me like somebody tell me a joke. Come on, tell me a joke. Make me smile. Let's go appreciate you. Bye.

Josh plez do the entire song
Josh, you need to do the entire song, please. I beg of you.



My horn can pierce the sky!
Yossi Chad's quick check-in after this IVF uh story. You guys just told this has got to be the most cringeworthy, most awkward story I've ever heard actually second to the most cringeworthy scenario, I can think of um in the same vein of when Toby had to buy that. Princess Unicorn doll for his daughter to get those bonus points that he'd so desperately needed after the divorce. Because he's not even part of his own family, and Dwight bought them all up, and the only 1 that was left. Available was the Black 1 and he didn't know that and he made a deal to purchase it for like, I don't remember $400 or something, insane over the top retail, and, uh, then he sees it and, uh, and he's upset and Dwight's like, uh, you know, sorry that's the only 1 I got. And, uh, and then Daryl walks by and he says, uh, yeah. Toby, what's wrong with this 1? And he, he says, uh, uh, nothing. It's even better than the 1 I wanted. So keep that in mind, lady, you ungrateful.


We need to talk about this
Hey, guys. Um, I just want to touch on something that I think is really important that you haven't really talked about lately. And that is the murder, uh, the confirmed murder of the BB Boss family. Um, she and her 2 babies, um, kafir and Ariel. Um, we had all been hoping that they would be released alive but um they were not they're the bodies of the 2. Babies were released. Um, back to Israel and um, they said that they released sher's body back and it was not her. Um, it was actually Someone from Gaza, um, and unidentified body. Um, I think it's really important to remember that the beabeas family was not kidnapped by Hamas. They were kidnapped by Palestinian civilians. The 2 children were confirmed to have been murdered by hand. They were not shot with a gun which I mean isn't a lot better, but um the viciousness the absolute depravity of a lot of the Palestinian civilians shows through. In this case, um, they were murdered by hand. These 2 innocent babies for the crime of being Jewish. And I think everybody needs to hear about it and I'm not hearing anybody talking about it. No 1 seems to care. Um, except for Jews. Um, And just imagine if it happened to your children, imagine if you're innocent children were kidnapped and murdered. Um wouldn't she want the world to be outraged? Um that's that's how we in the Jewish world are feeling right now. We feel like No 1 kehrs. No 1's talking about it. And uh, yeah. So that's uh that's what I wanted to talk about today. Thanks.