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If you liked ACV check out scamamanda… and sorry about my dogs at the end.
If you liked apple. Cider vinegar. There's a show on Hulu called scam uh like stamina. And it's um another chick bacon cancer. It's more of a 2020 format. Um real people know acting um but it's really good. It's not actually finished yet. There's another episode that is yet to come out. And the funny thing is that I started watching that not knowing what it was about and I went right into apple cider vinegar having no idea what that was about and it felt kind of gross like to fake cancer stories back to back. But it's also just made me so angry and it also is going to make me like, second guess any GoFundMe or not that I ever give to those anyway. Oh, there are my dogs. Okay, pop, pop, pop.


$5000
By the time they get this figured out. You can get a dozen eggs.

I just watched the good son recently
Hey junkies. Um, so you talk about the good, son, Sean. I'm about the same age as you are and my husband's about the same age as Courtney. So there's that same same kind of, um, age difference. And so we were talking about Kieran Culkin and some of the stuff that he's been doing lately. And then we started talking about McCauley Culkin and I was talking about my girls. I grew up in, you know, Longwood so Sanford. Right there and they filled My Girl part of it there. Um, and then I brought up the good son and he had never seen it and it was like a lazy Saturday or something. So, I ended up finding it. Um, my streaming service and we watched it and I forgot how creepy McCoy kolken was in that movie. It was, I mean, it was whatever it's cheesy, Hopi and old, but like, he was straight up, creepie in that movie. So, anyways, it's just funny that we, uh, watched it. And then, you know, you're talking about it, such a random old movie. Anyways, you guys have a great day. Uh,

A note to parents
A note to all parents. I'll keep this simple. There are some things that are not for kids. There are some events that are not for kids. If you have a baby and you can't get a sitter, you can't go see Lane knows this already, because he's a real nice individual.

I am in food stamps currently
junkies here in Greenville South Carolina, where we're getting some snow, flurries I was out of work for about a month and a half and it put me behind pretty bad. And I had to apply for food stamps and I got them had it for 6 months and you can buy Celsius drinks on them. um, you can order food from the grocery store via door Dash and use your food stamps to get the food. Now, you have to pay the ship, you know, the delivery charge on it and stuff. Um it, you know, it's embarrassing to have to use them, but, you know, sometimes it happens. I mean, I paid enough into the system that when I need help, I should be able to utilize that help. Um, but I definitely feel restriction should be on it. Absolutely. I mean, it's not a free meal ticket but you only get them 6 months at a time and then you got to keep reapplying But anyways, y'all have a great day later.


Organic panic
Hey guys. Happy day. I'm tired of organic being used as a catch-all for meaning, good or healthy. Um, uranium is organic so, to label something organic and claim that it's better or good, or good for you is just stupid. And I wish we could strike that word from from any food label. It just it adds cost. That's all it adds. It doesn't add any benefits. Its Dumb, buzz word.


It Was the Pilot's Fault!!!
Sean Sabrina, sealane, how's it going? Happy Wednesday Fritz on the street de woo. Um, 2 things, first of all Sabrina, you have absolutely nothing to worry about flying, everything that's happening everything that you're seeing is because 1 major event happened, starting in DC. And then, you know how the news Cycle Works, they try to find other ones to relate and see if they're connected. Especially now with what's going on with the FAA and all this other stuff and then trying to make it about Dei. Uh, almost cursed, I'm sorry. Sabrina, you're going to be just fine, enjoy your flight, have a beverage at 4:30 in the morning. If it helps also get to the airport, don't don't underestimate security at 4:30 in the morning. Give yourself time at times. TSA is even longer TSA PreCheck is longer than the regular security line. So, give yourself time also Toronto that was the Pilot's fault. The pilot screwed up and almost killed those people. He land it was a hard Landing. Had he not Had a hard Landing. The airplane wouldn't have bounced off the Runway like it did and caught a crosswind and flipped the plane. If you would have landed safely. they would have taxi to the gate and it would have just been another boring flight to Toronto That's that's that's it. The pilot is not a hero. This isn't a Sully thing. No, not at all. Okay, that's it Sabrina. Picked me for fish on the street.