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Vegan extremists?
Wow, that's the first time I've heard of vegans being violent, extremists. Seems kind of an oxymoron. They're vegans. Where do they find the energy for Pete's sakes.

Shrek
you know, as far as I'm concerned, the only legitimate religion is Shrek


Elon musk nick canon kids issue
Nick Cannon has like I believe like 3 or 4 sets of twins. He does have a lot of kids but like that's what makes his case different.

Asteroid
Hey, junkies. So an asteroid called 2024 is going to hit us in 2032. I don't know. Numbers confuse me. Think? Let it out.

Plane landing
Well, I would imagine that on that flight. There wasn't much clapping but a bunch of booing and complaining about the bad landing.

The pilot of the plane has been revealed


Love the new merch
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. Sean can you move the deadline for the March until Friday? I don't get paid until Friday, you know, so I can buy it. Nah, just kidding. I already got my thanks. Bye.

Bahumbug
Hey good morning junkies what's up, man? I am having some weird days with with guys, you know, Valentine's Day. I was asked to to be physical, which is stupid. Ew. And but then 1 guy that actually may have feelings for just cannot commit or cannot give me the time a day, some days, and I'm sad. Being a death, I should say, shark beat but okay. Bye.