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Inappropriate medical professional
So you guys are talking about the whole inappropriate medical things. I was referred to an endocrinologist from my primary care, several years, back for low testosterone. And she asked me if I was married. I said, no, I was dating somebody. And she said, oh well what is she think about this? And I corrected her and said he and she goes, oh, so you're gay and I said yeah, why should that matter? She goes, well, clearly you're not going to have any more kids. She said, then you don't have to worry about whether you're testosterone is lower or not. I told her to go f herself and left and thought the complaint with the hospital that she worked for.

2% door explodes?
Yo 2%, ain't nothing. I ain't even thinking twice until it's like 37%. I mean I'm not a betting man but I got that good odds. I don't know, mow your grass.


Sean. This is Tony. The truck driver. I'm not too concerned about your very specific number of 11 army men, but I've outfitted them with pagers. And I love beets. I have cows and I have chickens. So I'll keep the bread as well.

Sean, everyone knows that if there's a shortage of something, you need to hurry out and stock up on it before the hoarders get it all.

is this the box for the thing

eggs milk or bread is so hard
11 army men have semi-automatic rifles at my head between eggs. Bread and milk. Man, this is difficult. I'm going to have to go with the beats.


Eggs? Milk? or Bread?
Yo, junkies, what's going on? It's your boy RX. Hey man, for that decision, whether it be eggs, milk or bread. That is extremely difficult. I thought about it and I was like, you know what, I gotta rock with Sabrina on this 1. I would probably do without the milk because I could not go without the eggs or the bread. That's just me, man. But yeah, this was tough. But ultimately, if I could take sea Lanes, option of Beats, I would do that. All right, John piece.

Eggs, milk and bread
Hey guys, Happy Day, eggs, milk or bread is killing the person that put this ridiculous challenge in front of me on the table because I'll kill the person and keep eating the eggs milk and delicious, delicious bread.