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What's up the news? Junkies. Hey, if you guys ever seen Duck Dynasty, you know the mountain man. Sounds just like Josh, Fowler. Josh, is that your grandfather?

Question
How much do they pay you to do the Secret Show? Josh.

Q for Mr. Fowler
Hey, everybody. Happy today. So I have I have a question for Mr. Joshua Marie. Fowler. And it's taken me some gumption to get get to this point, but wish me luck. Will you go to prom with me?

My bad last name Bagley
Would it do junkie crew? I've got a weird last name. Bagley b, a g l e y. I've get bagel bagel, since my first name is Travis, I got tea bag. It's fun.


hard to defend this guy
Well, I did like the paintings from that 1 guy with the mustache, but then he went and did everything else kind of hard to defend that?

Diddy is way harder to defend
Hey guys. Um, I'm a little bit behind in the show today, um, watching on YouTube but um, I'm sorry it is way and I I'm I'm Jewish. Um, it is way harder to defend Diddy. Um, have you seen any of the documentaries on him that have been put out by the different streaming services? Um, I have watched 2. Now, I watched the 1 on. I think it was Max. and the 1 I think was on Prime maybe anyway that man is a evil demonic monster who has been raping and beating and assaulting women since he was a teenager he is an absolute evil monster. Um Kanye is just crazy like he whatever like For whatever reason, when people are bipolar or schizophrenic, they immediately become anti-semitic. I don't know why, but that's like, that's everybody's favorite conspiracy. So, um, I just, I chalk it up to him being completely insane. Um, he needs medication desperately. Um, P Diddy is not insane, he's not, uh, mentally ill. He is evil. So I think Diddy's way harder to defend.

Last name mispronunciation
Hey guys, this is my first dispatch. So I also have a Strange. Thing that happens with my last name. Uh, everyone wants to pluralize it. I don't really know why I tell people. Hey, I'm like the Highlander. There can be only 1. No 1 wants another 1 of me around. Um, but yeah. For some reason, everybody wants to pluralize my last name when it is in the singular So, have a good day.


Quiksilver billabong bankruptcy update
All right. Quick update for anyone who is following the Quicksilver bilabong? Bong vocal element. DC Shoes. Bankruptcy. Um, I've went to all the Orlando local stores today. The sales are advertised as being 70, but they're really 30 to 50% off and anything. Good is gone already know, luggage. No, heavy coats, no wet suits. A couple places at skateboards which are only 10% off. Um, so yeah, not great. My understanding from the couple employees I spoke to is the sales like this bankruptcy process is going to be going through um, April and possibly even into May so hopefully stuff gets even cheaper, but I wouldn't go rushing out this weekend to get anything. Um, It's not the sales weren't all that great, in my opinion. Um, Wiggle, Wiggle pop up.