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Death row life insurance scam
Ha what's going down junkies? So talking about the, the girl that married, the death row. Inmate. I wonder if um, those folks that do that can take out like, um, life insurance policies on the the person is going to be put to death. There's got to be some sort of rule against that, but I mean that would be a reason, right?

Pay me pakies
You know, I'm I'm not sure. But before demanding a hundred thousand dollars from the country of Pakistan. Maybe she should just try and get, you know, normal human rights for women there. That's a good place to start. I don't know, maybe that's just me.

Hello new shankeys slash Sports gurus. You know, talk about this football, in a Super Bowl, if you really think about football is kind of a downer, everything's down, you got a first down a second, down, a third down, a fourth down, a man. Down a flag down. Loss of downs. Oh wait, we got a touchdown. But seems to be something is up. Wait, wait the kick is up. Its up. Its up. It's no good. I'm darn it. I'm kidding. I just lost the Super Bowl pool. Have a great weekend.

Super Bowl merch
What up, junkie butt? Hey, going back to the Super Bowl merch, uh, when the Super Bowl was in Jacksonville in 2005 of the Eagles and Patriots. They had 2 big trailers, an eagles trailer, and a patriot trailer. And when the game was over and the Patriots won, they opened up the trailer and it was all the Super Bowl winning team merchandise and the Eagles trailer. They just, they rolled it off back into the back, so, but it was available to purchase the shirts right there at the, at the game. Later.


This junkies, I'm happy to, uh, actually be able to listen to the show live for once. Uh, I have been driving since 2 oclock in the morning. After I worked, the 10-hour shift to go to New York and visit a buddy of mine from Ohio. Uh, I'm driving from Ohio to New York. Uh, it goes without saying I am very tired right now. But uh, aside from a small hiccup at the start of the start of the drive, I have uh, a great time actually. Uh, I'm already in the state of New York and I'm about 250 miles away from where I'm going. I have no idea how I'm still awake. Uh, it's the power of ADHD and autism. Anyway, I hope you guys have a good show. Uh, happy to be able to listen live, love you guys.


Mars money
I'm not sure if you heard or not. But yesterday or the day before Senator Kennedy said, 1 of the funniest things I've ever heard. He said, if the Biden administration had found life on Mars, they would have sent it a check. Holy cow, that man is a National Treasure.

Shawn, there’s a famous incident of a team almost winning a championship and they had to remove the celebration
Afternoon News junkies hey Sean, the most famous 1 were a team thought they were going to win the championship and didn't was it was like 1986 the Red Sox playing the Mets in the World Series. Red Sox are down to 1 strike left, 2 outs to to win and the Mets came back, not only to win game 6 down by 2 runs but when the series they had the entire locker room with the bags, over the lockers champagne on Ice, they were all set to celebrate and as soon as the game got tied, they had to unload that stuff and get that out in like 2 minutes later, the Mets won and it was just nuts. It's a great story online about that. But uh yeah. Have a good 1 guys.