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Too many old politicians
Would we please stop re-electing? These old ancient crusty people to run the government? Mandatory retirement at age 65. Nice knowing you, here's your Gold Roach get out. Never meant to be a career till you drop dead on the job.

Black Sabbath
Hey junkies so about the Black Sabbath concert. Technically it is the last concert that they are going to do because when Black Sabbath uh did their farewell tour the drummer Uh, Bill Ward didn't like the contract, so he did not tour with them. So this is the last time you're going to see the actual 4 original members including billboard the drummer, um, who will be a part of this concert at least so far. Unless he doesn't like the contract again. All right? Thank you twinkle, let it out.

FL Treassure Hunt Money.
Hey guys, what's up? First time dispatcher Long time listener. Um, just wanted to let you know that I looked up the FL treasure hunt stuff and got 543 dollars. So thank you Sean. All right, we will pop pop

I got $25!!!!
What's up, Junkies? I got 25 bucks back for the Florida Treasure Hunt or whatever it's called, um, from DraftKings of all things, I don't remember what that was, probably a fantasy football thing. But anyway, thanks Sean. See ya.

Treasure hunt money
Barry here. Just wanted to say thank you for letting us know about the Florida. Treasure Hunt website again. Although I did not find any money under my name, I did find 50 dollars under my dad's name, who passed away almost 25 years ago. And I was able to claim it. Hope you guys have a great day.

A forgotten McDonald's item
Bring back the arch Deluxe. Yes, it was a real McDonald's sandwich. Look it up. Go Archie Deluxe.

Got some free monies !
Good morning. Junkies just wanted to say thank you for the mailbox money. I'll be getting 28.15. Uh, for some Robin Hood trading. Uh, Finance thing. I'm not sure but appreciate it. Have a good day.

Canada
Hey News Junkie, it's your friend. You know, the big guy uh About Canada. I'm a Canadian citizen working for the United States government. I've been here since um 1970. so if they make Canada a state, would I become an automatic citizen? Let me know, love you.

Talking to people
Hey junkies. Uh so Sean wasn't there a guy in a liquor store? That I don't think you were rude to him. I think you were nice to him but uh So, but it didn't you help him steal some stuff or something or weren't, wasn't he using you as a cover? Maybe I'm Wrong. I Don't Know. But anyway, whatever. Thank you pick me for Fritz on the street, please. Thank you twinkle edits out.