Post a new dispatch

Choose what you want to send.

Latest dispatches


We didn't call it ding dong ditching.
Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy here from Greenville, South Carolina. You know, I know 43. I'm not that entirely old but I don't remember ever calling it ding-dong ditching Now, what I do remember, calling it, I'm not going to repeat and I'm kind of embarrassed and ashamed that I ever said it to begin with. But never heard it called ding-dong. Ditching. Anyways, y'all have a happy great weekend and happy Friday later.

Shopping with wife
Yeah, I don't care what any TV since he has to say. I'm going to Costco with my wife. And I'm going to try out all the samples and guess what? I'm going to do at the end of that. I'll wash it down with a 150 foot long, hot dog.

Okay, listen, I don't hunt. I don't fish. I don't work on cars. I'm not even very handy around the house, you know, but I've been kind of okay with that. but now that I know going to the grocery store with my wife, Wow, I'm questioning my whole sexuality now. My God.



Cancel culture hypocrisy
Liberals have been canceling. Conservatives for a decade. Now, a liberal gets canceled. And suddenly, you want to call a truce on all of this stuff. You are ridiculous. The more you talk about politics, the more, I can't stand you and the less I will listen to your show.


Roundem up!
Sean, I watched uh Tom Holman Interview and he said that they will be rounding up the worst of the worst 700,000. Uh, criminal aliens. That have committed heinous crimes in our country. And when he was asked whether uh, A grandmother would be arrested if she was undocumented. His answer was. if she's there with her criminal relative, then she subjected to to being deported also, So they're not going to go out looking for the Abella. but if she happens to be hanging around with her, Criminal son. She's going to. Uh, I think major people want to get the people off the government Dole. If you're an illegal immigrant, you shouldn't be getting hotels and gift cards. And Money. From the government. That's what's got to stop.

If you are here illegally, you are a criminal
8 new junky. Big Daddy. Dave here. 1 Thing. Y'all don't realize that. If you're here illegally, you are a criminal. so, Yeah, I might not agree with all of it. But they are technically criminals.