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Elon is in fact a nazi! Stop being blind Shawn!…..Obvi satirical
All right, John. Come on. It's pretty clear. That Elon Musk is an undercover Nazi and he's not hiding it anymore. Because when you take that line, that he says, my heart goes out to you with the hand motion that translates in German to the following. And if you do your research, Sean, of course, you'll find that. I'm pretty sure Hitler might have said that.

salute... maybe I was wrong?


Black fireworks meets black whopper
What's going down? Junkies, uh, when you guys were talking about the black firework, I was thinking, um, about the black Whopper, that was, I mean, just set up prime time for black Whopper voice, but You're all playing it safe.

Shawn did you notice the weird thing about Elon Musk yesterday during Trump’s speech?
Afternoon, these junkies. Hey, Sean. Did you notice yesterday during the Trump inauguration when Elon Musk and a camera panned over to him? He had the weirdest biggest wide eyed smile. Uh, going on. It almost looked like an 8-year-old boy when he sees boobs for the first time, It's kind of scary, but it also kind of funny, how weird Elon Musk is especially when he's around Donald Trump.

I found a charging bank in NYC!


neighborhood lights could be anything

Adulting. Gross
Hello junkies, it's shark bait. Um, I'm doing some adulting today and I'm really not having fun going over. Like bank statements and calling car insurance, uh, companies getting quotes and pretty pretty depressed. It's, it's not fun. I don't like this world but I get you guys playing in the background and I just got me some white claws. So I'm going to get through this day but happy rainy, share the show Tuesday.