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The only school fundraiser to get my money
The weirdest and yet most effective school fundraiser that has ever gotten. My money is my co-worker's Sons for their school. Used to sell 5 and 10 pound bag of Vidalia onions. I loved it. Y'all want to pick me for Fritz on the street? Thanks.

1st Dispatch about Dispatch
Hello news. Junkies uh question for you. Do you handpick? The dispatches man because it seems to be like the SE, the same, like, 8 people that are always on a dispatch. It's Kind of ridiculous.

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They took away our porno!
Ah, what's going down Junkies? You know, I haven't heard anybody talking about this. So I'm going to go ahead and lay down on the grenade here. For everybody. What the hell is going on with the blocking of the access to pornography here in Florida? That's a personal freedom to look at pornography and they have taken that away from us. That's a personal freedom. The hell's going on here. Nobody wants to talk about this. Don't be ashamed, it's totally natural.

Mandy Moore
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well, Sean in regards to the Mandy Moore situation, I thought of it, as she's um, sharing the post the GoFundMe, because of her reach, you know, her social media reach and making more people aware of that. There is a GoFundMe. I didn't think she was asking people, if you don't want to give, just don't give mind your own business. That's what I thought. Thanks, bye.

Homeless shelter
Hello, junkies. Yeah, I could see Sean at 1 of the hearings for the homeless shelter now yes Mr. Watson what, why wouldn't you want the homeless shelter in your neighborhood? I just don't want the hobos wandering around my neighborhood. I think it's bad. You keep calling them hobos. I think that'd be funny. All right. Thank you. Twinkle edits out.

Hey, what up News Junkie? What up Sabrina? What up, C Lane? hey, I guess, uh, Puppies La Mansion not burning down for was 1 Thing. Lube's not flammable.

Underwear
I know this is weird, but now you got me curious on what this black stuff is on underwear. And Tom picked me for Fritz on the street. Thank you.

Starbucks, bars and alcoholics

Free ninja thirsti on warranty
Sup news junkies uh, I bought a ninja thirsty. Um, soda water maker with all the little flavors and CO2 cannon, all that stuff after about a month, it stopped working and it wouldn't inject the flavors into my drink anymore. So I called them. I got a warranty claim they said just take a photo of the cut chord and we'll send you another 1. So I did they did and then I repaired the connection inside. Took it apart unclogged, all the little uh, channels and everything and that works just fine.