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All right, Dad joke. I have a son that thinks he's so smart on a roll, all that good stuff. So I asked him. Hey, what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? And dad, they're exactly the same. Right. I never had chickpea on my face.

Not fare
To whoever stole my depression medication. I hope you're happy now. Also. I'd also I got depression because I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. Turns out. Nobody thought I was fair.

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Bad Joke
Hey News, Junkie. What's the difference between? A Greyhound bus station. And a lobster with a boob job. 1 is a Crusty bus station and the other ones a busy crust, station, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.


ShawnDad joke
Hey guys. What did Sean the gay sea monster? Eat. Hey, man.

Evil dad joke
8 News, junkies CVI. How did Ellen Keller discover masturbation? Well, she tried to read her own lips. Wiggle wiggle pop.

I found the sticker you were talking about in Marion Iowa this weekend

Winning dad joke!
Hey sea Lane. Why do nurses always carry a red crayon. Well, it's because sometimes they have to draw blood.

Dad joke winner
Haha, what's going down? Junkies. So I asked my dad if he could explain to me, what a uh solar eclipse was and he said no son.