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Murder capital of the world
What's up news jockeys? Happy New Year. The murder capital of the world is Tana bang. Bang. 100,000 people a year? See you.

Sean's always right
Changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America is Trump actually becoming more inclusive this time around. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt. After all the other 32 countries of North and South America. Already laugh at us for calling ourselves America and thinking they are not

Here's a final act B4 leaving the White House
Here's a final Act leaving the White House, go to the Oval Office and that big carpet, they got in front of the desk, with the presidential, seal replaced that with a skull and crossbones, with a eye patch, and a bandana and underneath, put pillaging and looting since 1776. Perfect.


Best clip of 2024, podcast listener late as usual
Good day. Junkies Uh, I've missed you all and uh, Fritz and Josh, and the good thing about being a podcast listener. Is you can see which episodes you've missed completely. And while you were on Hiatus, um, I found the hot dog hooker episode How in the hell did she not win like best clips of 2024? Uh anyway um love you all are back wiggle wiggle with you wean. Uh pop pop.

Staying warm
Hey uh podcast listener here, man. Um just wanted to comment on the temperature. I'm up here in Buffalo New York. It's pretty cold but I can't give you guys any pro tips on how to stay warm because I still sleep with a window open and a fan on. Just uh Northerners. I guess we build different but I lived in Florida, 20 years. So I get it when you guys stay as cold when it's uh, 40s and 50s. It's just a different kind of cold. But you adapt. We go. We go pop up.

Guy on the plane
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well well that guy from the airplane. Reminded me of. I almost freakin died. Jewels all right. Thanks bye.

praise the cold, it's good for you

Good food that you can reheat
Sean Sabrina SE Lane Happy New Year to you guys great show today. Hey I wanted to talk about um which I was talking about earlier food that reheats I think Krystal burgers. You know what I'm saying? If you just do them, just right. They taste pretty good and Chicken and Waffles. That's my team.