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Happy New Year News Junkie crew. So uh figured I'd start it off the New Year by sending in my first dispatch of 2025 and uh also started off the year the right way. I just got done placing 51 trucks of concrete on the ground since 1:45 this morning. I am now going to go home and get drunk. You have a good weekend.

Hiring attorneys
It doesn't matter what attorney you hire. That's not going to make you look guilty, but if you hire anyone other than mow to wit it will make you look stupid.


Beach Walking
Hey News Junkie happy New Year. Uh still over here in California for the time being uh, last week we were going to the beach pretty much every day just to go walk. And even though it's uh, 50s and 60s and enjoy the sights and the sounds and Fresh Ocean Air look for shells and whatnot. So yeah, people go to the beach just to hang out and enjoy the scenery not necessarily go playing around in water. I think there was like 1 like Canadian or something like that in the water and also you always have to Surfers that go out, no matter the weather. But yeah anyways later

Little boy
Hello, junkies happy 2025. So we now have answer to why. Sean wanted the little boy to come over the. Give me a little boy. That's my thing. I'm like darts and kiss little boys. All right. Thank you. Uh, the mystery solved twinkle let us out.

Let’s help a bro out
Good morning junkies. So this cold weather is a little concerning for me. Not because of like well I do get up like 4 oclock in the morning to leave for work but it's really he's he's gonna just go into hibernation, we're not going to hear from him for like months. So we need to like, do a GoFundMe and get him a heat lamp or like, UV lamp, whatever cracky dillian's need, but let us all think about him. All right. Bye. Bye.


Stupid Alexa is deliberate
I think they're deliberately making these devices stupider so you have to go to the AI version to get satisfactory results. I had all the plugs, smart plugs out in the studio set. So I'd walk out and say, computer lights like Star Trek and everything would come on. Now, I'll do a 2 or 3 times and it'll go, I don't know what you mean and then you have to go computer, turn on lights. It didn't lose that history of those commands. This is deliberate. I'm telling you.

Happy New Year's Junkies just wanted to let you know I received a tax return. Check back in 1998 for exactly. $1. I'm not even joking. It costs them more to mail it to me. And print the check than the check was worth. Glad you guys are back.