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I went to NY for the ball drop.
Hey, y'all, great to have you back for the 1998 to 1999, New Year's Eve ball. Drop my husband, and I went up to New York to watch it and we had no idea the internet being what it was. We had no information about what you had to do and all that. So we toured around New York for the day. And then around 9:15, we're like, oh we should probably try to get a spot. Obviously, we couldn't get anywhere close, but we happened upon the cross street, so we got actually pretty close that way and got to watch the ball drop without having to stand there all day. And all that grossness, it was great and I'm so glad we looked into it wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

First buttcrack picture of 2025


Shaun’s balls drop on replayed episodes over the holidays
What's up, Sean? What's up, Sabrina, what's up ceiling? What's up new Junkies? I just want to put my 2 cents in there, Sean When they replay episodes of The News Junkie, make sure it's before your balls drop. Because they're playing back episodes where I don't even recognize your voice. So,

Be nice!
Hello, Junkies. Let's say goodbye to 20, remember to be courteous when on the road. Because I might be outdoor Dash. Each flick me off. I'm going to pull you out of your vehicle and smile at you while you pull your camera out. But seriously, what's up with the flipping people off? If we don't have the stones to back it up friendly instead,

School shooters and bad parenting. SNAFU of Georgia.
Yeah, flew out of Georgia podcaster. So I'm a day behind listening to the school shooter stuff. You guys are talking about. I just want to say of a parent of a 11 year old who I recently pulled out of school. And my wife is now homeschooling because of all the violence at school and the troubles that are going on. We monitor everything she does. Um because you have to the influences out there, now are so much greater than they were when I was a kid back in my day. I'm 52 years old. But these influences are huge and if you're not monitoring, what's going on your failing as a parent, if you're giving them technology and not making sure they're using it correctly, your failing, as a parent. If you're not disciplining your kids, your failing, as a parent. And I think you're right, Sean. I think many, many people today are failing as a parent. Again, you need a license to go fishing, but any old schmuck can have a child. It's sad disheartening and I'm glad I don't have much time left on this Earth because I don't see it getting much better, and I see it getting a lot worse. I also feel almost bad that I brought a child into this world, and I'm going to leave them behind to suffer in it with all the nonsense that's going on. That's my sad dispatch for the day forever. I will keep them better from now on. Thanks, guys, I love the show. You bring me so much entertainment. I hope you have a great Christmas and a happy New Year. See you, when you guys get back.

Happy holidays love yall
Sean spraying a ceiling and Fritzi, happy Wednesday, Thursday Friday, Saturday Sunday. Just wanted to wish you all a. Merry Christmas happy Hanukkah. Kwanzaa New Year, all the things and thank you all for keeping me entertained. While I work every day. I hope you all have a wonderful holiday time off. And can't wait for 2025 wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.

Favorite moment
A junkie. So my favorite moment of the year, was when Sean told Amy Cel that Sabrina had been fired and led her to really believe it and then Uh, then Amy, then he when he finally told her Amy called him a jerk, I thought that was pretty funny. All right, happy holidays. See you next year twinkle edits out.

Happy 2024
Quits and cringe. It's not right. Little girls, say it. Happy 2024. See all 2025.

Thank you for everything in 2024 and a rough patch.
Hey, happy Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, end of the year. Hey junkies. I want to thank you all for what a wonderful year. Um and also thanks to the station. I won tickets to go see TSO um because I watched listen to the show well over 25,000 minutes or something crazy like that, listening to you every day. Love the fact that you let me interact with the show and play my dispatches, every once in a while, when I wish wish everyone a wonderful, Merry Christmas. Hope you guys have a wonderful break. Uh you got me through some rough times with a layoff this year um and a great spot right now enjoying it. Hope you all have a great time. Wait to see you after the first of the year, wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.