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Pill dispenser....really?
You guys are using. Pill dispensers, man. I'm 62. When I take my pills in the morning they all get put into a shot glass and I just bang them. At least I feel like I'm doing something.

relate to the N.Y. shitting

blue collar..I hate.standard time

Trying not to wake up earlier
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well. Well, Sabrina is right, you know, it doesn't matter what time I go to sleep, my body just wants to wake up at, like 5 5:30 in the morning, and get to work, but even on days, that I don't want to wake up earlier, I have to take a sleeping pill the night before. So that I'm basically putting myself on a slumber like, you know, a drug Slumber. But even then my body still wants to wake up earlier. Can't help it. Thanks bye.

Trump is punishing these picks ?
Inner Junkies. Uh, just it's my 2 cents about these Trump picks. Uh, and I'm not politically either way. I watch it purely for entertainment, but it seems to me he's choosing these people as a punishment. Um, I don't think anyone figured they would get confirmed and now, all their laundry has been drugged out. So I'm thinking that he's pulled something where these people have upset him at 1 Point. And um, because now they're careers are pretty much destroyed from what they were just a thought. I want to get your thoughts on it. Have a great day.

Watching while waiting in line for Dinosaur at Animal Kingdom. Figured I’d go on it one more time before it closes. Pick me for FOTS Sabrina #VamosOrlando

Hey guys, happy today! Totally not show related but, is this still a thing? Just having some fun. Wiggle wiggle pop pop.


So before I started talking low like an idiot yesterday, sorry about that. Again, by the way, uh, that's sort of what my dispatch was all about. I'm a reformed Road rager. Not uh, I didn't take any uh, 5-step program 12-step Pro. I just, you know, you get older. You Silly you. Also the uh, Advent of more people pulling out guns, that'll motivate you to curb your behavior a little bit. Anyway. Wiggle, wiggle Okuma makata. See you.

Does his healthcare cover him?
I don't know if it's too soon but how this is some darker humor funny. Would it be? if this gentleman got in the hospital and they like, Sorry, your health care. Doesn't cover this Hospital. Oh, that's fantastic. I I make myself laugh over stupid things.